Cambridge Mortar Board

[Sackcloth Ox]

Away next week so here we go:

Oxford 2 (Chapman/Deering) Cambridge 0

5,476 (309 of them)

UE: GY finally accepts Wright is a good player, 3 months after everyone else. Wilder enters into academic spirit of Varsity derby by inscribing motivational Latin sentences on dressing room wall pre match.

Such as Res Ipsa Loquitur, Nil Satis Nisi Optimum, Caesar adsum iam forte. Brutus aderat.

[Mooro]

Cam 2 Ox 1 (Blenkinson-Smythe, Under-Manager // Creighton)
5443
712

Ue - We are still in with a shout of the title after the game

[GodalmingYellow]

Away next week so here we go:

Oxford 2 (Chapman/Deering) Cambridge 0

5,476 (309 of them)

UE: GY finally accepts Wright is a good player, 3 months after everyone else. Wilder enters into academic spirit of Varsity derby by inscribing motivational Latin sentences on dressing room wall pre match.

Such as Res Ipsa Loquitur, Nil Satis Nisi Optimum, Caesar adsum iam forte. Brutus aderat.

You seriously think I'm going to admit that thus allowing you a UE point. No chance. Even if I thought that (and I've only seen him put in 2 decent performances so far - very good v Stevenage, reasonable v Salisbury) I could wait 'til the season is over.

[GodalmingYellow]

Real U's 2 Fake U's 0

Constable and Midson

5,601 of which 243 from there.

[Hog]

Us 2 Them 1
Constable, Midson, Crow
5555
234
UE: No reference to Universities in any of the pre nor post-match reporting. Oxford concede 3 penalties.

[Radley Rambler]

Us 2 Them 0

Beano, Midson

Att: 5400 with 250 light blues

[boris]

Aha! I have a cunning plan with which to deny Hog a UE point!

[boris]

Punts 2 Chumps 0
Constable, M Green
5555 (222)

UE: A group of dissident Oxford players break away and form a new club in Cambridge to set themselves up as rivals. However, they are forever doomed to wallow in the shadow of their more illustrious and superior antecedents, despite what they might claim otherwise. Really, they're a bunch of allsouls.

[Sideshow Rob]

Rear end punters 3 (Constable Chapman M. Green) Wrong end punters 0

5,744 (422)

UE Cambridge win a pre-match tiddley winks competition.

[Snake]

Us 2 (Constable, Midson) Them 1 (Crow)

Att: 5678 with 234 of Them

UE: Several betting companies decide to pay out on Stevenage going up after both Us and Luton lose.

[SmileyMan]

UE: Several betting companies decide to pay out on Stevenage going up after both Us and Luton lose.

That's the sort of fate-tempting that could really go our way!

On the punt 2 - 1 In the punt
Potter, Deering - Hudson
5334 (289)

UE: We are guaranteed a top three finish by the end of the night.

[Ancient Colin]

1-1
Midson Crow
5555, 333

The flame of certainty fading through the embers of hope becomes the ashes that taste bitter in the mouth in the final hour. A thin wisp of smoke licks the cold concrete as a lupine striker searches for a mate in the night. The Beast slumbers and mumbles: I prophesy disaster and then I count the cost ... I shine but, shining, dying,I know that I am almost lost

[Old Abingdonian]

Distinctly WB Yeats.... Perhaps we will witness the Second Coming to the Football League.

I don't normally do these things, but:

Isis 2 - 0 Goldie
Constable, Chapman
5672 (194)

UE: there is a new tea supplier in the SSU catering outlet, and so I can enjoy my half time beverage.

[theox]

Oxford 0-0 Cambridge
5,301 (203)

UE - a rousing rendition of &quotWe're going up as fucking champions&quot reverberates round Grenoble Round as Constable fires in Oxford's sixth goal.

[Baboo Junior]

Oxford 2 Cambridge 0
Constable Midson
5432
246