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The Tamworth Two Hat
Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:00 pm
by Snake
One went to a stadium built of straw (the bad wolf blew that down), the other visited a stadium built of sticks (the wolf did the same to that).
The third one came to the Kassam Stadium and got eaten up by the biggest predator that has ever been in Division V.
Us 3 (Constable, Midson, Cook) Them
2 (Wright, Sheridan).
Att: 5555 with 99 of Them.
UE: Game on.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:03 pm
by boris
Us 9 Ewes 0
Constable 8 Bulman
5678 ( 78
UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:27 pm
by theox
Oxford 2-1 Tamworth
Constable, Tonkin - Sheridan
5,875 (63)
UE - The pitch is half frozen, half-waterlogged but the game proceeds as the referree is 'encouraged' by means of a Mark Creighton chinese-burn to allow the game to be played.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:31 pm
by slappy
Ox 5 Tam 0
(Constable 3, Creighton 2)
Att 5888 (away 75)
UE: pies are all burnt to a crisp having been reheated 3 times and on sale at half price
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 2:11 pm
by scooter
Slaughterers 4 Lambs 0
Constable 2, Midson, Clist.
5867
86
UE Their mascot gets injured attempting a back flip.
Re:
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:01 pm
by SmileyMan
"boris" wrote:UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.
So the intersection of Oxford Fans and VDGG Fans has two people in it?
Re:
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:16 pm
by boris
"SmileyMan" wrote:"boris" wrote:UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.
So the intersection of Oxford Fans and VDGG Fans has two people in it?
You mean I'm not the only one (H to He)?
Blimey.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:35 pm
by Zeke
Us 3 Them 0 Constable 2 Midson 6741 128
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:43 pm
by Ancient Colin
Ox 1 Tam 1
Constable Christie
SSU prog music fans hurl themselves over the parapet like lemmings. The ghost of Ian Atkins reappears as a plague-ridden lighthouse keeper. After the flood, Emperor Wilder, in his war room, unleashes his killer squid, who turns the game. Three.
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 3:54 pm
by Radley Rambler
Us 2 them 0
Constable, Midson
Att: 6000 with 200 of them
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:22 pm
by Mark Sennett
Oxford 3-0 Tamworth
Beano, Beast, Midson
6,700
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 4:36 pm
by Baboo Junior
Ox 3 Lamb 0
Constable Clist Chapman
6060
90
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:22 pm
by SmileyMan
Oxford 0 - Tamworth
Nobody
4723 (32)
UE: After the incredibly long break, no-one on either team can remember how to play, and the first 15 minutes is just 22 people stood in the centre circle staring blankly at the ball.
EU2: We left the Earth 27 years ago...
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:36 pm
by oxfordjames
Strong as an Ox 3 Lambs for the Slaughter 1
Constable, Potter, Batt, Sheridan
5,983 (146)
UE: Tammy the Lamb continues where it left off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJa7cNI_jiY
Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 6:28 pm
by GodalmingYellow
Heroes one and all 2 Tamworthless 0
Constable and Green
5,872 of whcih 78 from Tam
UE: We ge to see a game of football.