Crawley HAT

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:31 am

OUFC 2 - 0 Crawley
Constable, Midson
5755, 175
UE: One of the officials is substituted.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:55 pm

Oxford 1 (Constable) Crawley 0. Attendance 5,550. Away crowd 150.

Unexpected event: The father of the girl who ran into the back of my car pays for the repairs.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 1:36 pm

One all (Midson, Louis)
5276
112

UE - the bloke who's car my girl ran into agrees to waive the cost of repairs as she's only young and we all make a few mistakes.
UE2 - Paul Raynor gets sent to the stands, which disturbs his radio link to Steve Evans, sat on the hill in the car park....

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:06 pm

Oxford U 2-1 Crawley T

Midson, Green Louis

Att: 5,325 (87)

UE 1: Beano misses another Pen.

UE 2: Jon Moore attends an Oxford match.

theox · Post by **theox** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:22 pm

Oxford 2-1 Crawley
Green, Midson - Louis
5,645 (156)

UE - The Crawley bench are all impeccably behaved for the entire match.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:05 pm

Us 3 (Constable, Green, Midson) Them 1 (Louis)

Att: 5678 with 99 of Them

UE: Evans gets ejected from the stands by the stewards.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:03 pm

Us 2 Them 0
Constable, Green
5555
123
UE: Disappointed at not getting a game, Jefferson Louis strips off and streaks across the pitch with only his hands to hide his modesty and then bares his arse at Steve Evans who has been watching from the TV gantry at the fence end. Steve Hutchinson scores Crawley's winner in the 5th minute of extra time but it's okay because he hasn't been registered.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:27 pm

1-1
Murray, Pinault
5,432
234

Woodley scores within a minute of his debut, my back stops hurting, the move goes smoothly, porcine aviation occurs and hell freezes over, reversing global warming.

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:29 pm

Oxford 3 (Constable Green Chapman) Crawley 1 (Louis)

5,777 (128)

UE Banned from attending the game, Steve Evans is arrested attempting to view the play from the top of the Crawley teeam bus.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:37 pm

2-0
Beano &amp Greeno
5700
100
UE: The Priory is empty.

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:49 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Green.

6023

126

UE Steve Evans goes on the lash in the priory pre match and then watches the game on top of the fence end burger bar eating cheeseburgers.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:47 pm

Us 2 Them 0

Constable, Green

Att: 5800 with 111 of them

recordmeister · Post by **recordmeister** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:57 am

Oxford 3 - 0 Crawley
Green, Midson, Constable
5,555 (55)

All goals are scored from outside the box

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:55 am

Well Good 3 - 2 Poorley

Beano 2, Foster, Louis, Hutchinson

5678 including 69 of them

UE: Crawley fill out the away end with over 3000 faithful fans Unveiling a 20ft square banner with the words: “Evans for England

Ascension Ox · Post by **Ascension Ox** » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:14 am

OUFC 2 (Green/Midson) Crawley 0 5,914 (147 from Sussex).

UE: Sprinklers go off in first half.