Crawley HAT

[A-Ro]

Us 3 (Constable, Green, Midson) Them 1 (Louis)

Att: 5678 with 99 of Them

UE: Evans gets ejected from the stands by the stewards.

Tsk, 3 out on the crowd.

I wonder where Evans was tonight?

According to the Confernece Forum he was in the car park standing on the roof of Chas Majeed's old Range Rover sending semaphore signals to Paul Rayner with dayglo table tennis bats.

[Mally]

Us 3 (Constable, Green, Midson) Them 1 (Louis)

Att: 5678 with 99 of Them

UE: Evans gets ejected from the stands by the stewards.

Tsk, 3 out on the crowd.

Who's fault's that? Didn't you bring three extra people with you last night?

Also you could have engineered your UE by getting yourself ejected.

[boris]

Standing tall 3 Crawling on their knees 1
Constable 2, Midson - Adameno
5,555 (55)

UE: Flames lick the eaves as the fire all around rages
UE2: The innocent baby screams and he is burned
UE3: Buildings crash and there is a deafening noise like thunder
UE4: The spectre of Steve Evans calls to mind the apocalypse

Tsk, only ONE out on the away crowd!

[Geoff]

[quote=&quotUE - the bloke who's car my girl ran into agrees to waive the cost of repairs as she's only young and we all make a few mistakes.
....[/quote]

ALL MAKE A FEW MISTAKES!!!!!!!!!!!! My car's probably going to be written off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I hope you've grounded her and taken her off your insurance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snake]

Standing tall 3 Crawling on their knees 1
Constable 2, Midson - Adameno
5,555 (55)

UE: Flames lick the eaves as the fire all around rages
UE2: The innocent baby screams and he is burned
UE3: Buildings crash and there is a deafening noise like thunder
UE4: The spectre of Steve Evans calls to mind the apocalypse

Tsk, only ONE out on the away crowd!

I wonder if the Hat Computer at Frank HQ can tell Us how many times the total attendance has been predicted correctly, and should there be an extra point awarded for getting it dead right?

[recordmeister]

Oxford 3 - 0 Crawley
Green, Midson, Constable
5,555 (55)


All goals are scored from outside the box

Not copying me there, were you Boris? If so, you'll find me down Oxford market with my new book &quotThe complete(ish) guide to Oxford United&quot
very well photocopied it will be, and held together with the finest staples money can buy!

[boris]

Sorry recordmeistress, it were a coincidence. I never read other people's hat entries til after I've posted mine, and even then i only ever read the UEs cos I likes a larf, like.

[SmileyMan]

I wonder if the Hat Computer at Frank HQ can tell Us how many times the total attendance has been predicted correctly, and should there be an extra point awarded for getting it dead right?

I was thinking of Hat statistics on the way to work this morning (yep, my life is that dull) and in particular how well the Hat works at predicting the attendances as an average of all the guesses. This would be the &quotwisdom of crowds&quot theory which Derren Brown introduced lots of people two however in this case it wouldn't be completely bogus.

I could of course go through the figures myself, but that would require a level of &quotbothered&quot not normally seen on a Friday.