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boris
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Post by boris »

Standing tall 3 Crawling on their knees 1
Constable 2, Midson - Adameno
5,555 (55)

UE: Flames lick the eaves as the fire all around rages
UE2: The innocent baby screams and he is burned
UE3: Buildings crash and there is a deafening noise like thunder
UE4: The spectre of Steve Evans calls to mind the apocalypse
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Shoobedoo
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Post by Shoobedoo »

Creepey 2 - 0 Crawley
Constable, Midson

5,688
134

UE: Steve Evans watches the game by means of a trampoline placed against the fence in the western car park.
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slappy
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Post by slappy »

Locked in the dressing room after the game 4: Not let in the ground 0
(Constable 2, Midson, Woodley)
Total Att 5,289 (away 101)
UE: Aaron Woodley gets a place on the bench, replaces Matt Green with 15 minutes to go, and scores a screamer
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Roo
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Post by Roo »

Us 1 (Beano) Them 2 (Louis &amp O.G)
Attn 6000 with 60 from there.
UE: Aaron Woodley gets a place on the bench, replaces Beano and scores!
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Mooro
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Post by Mooro »

&quotAscension Ox&quot wrote:OUFC 2 (Green/Midson) Crawley 0 5,914 (147 from Sussex).

UE: Sprinklers go off in first half.
What position does he play?
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SmileyMan
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Post by SmileyMan »

Ox 4 - 0 Pox
Kinniburgh, Clist, Murray, Perry
6262 (123)

UE: Two referees turn up, having been accidentally double-booked. They get into a fist fight over who will ref the game, which ends with a double KO. Jimmy Hill inexplicably emerges from the crowd and takes over.
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Peterorange
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Post by Peterorange »

Flyaways 5 (Constable 3, Murray, Creighton) Crawlys 0

6134 (96)

UE: I manage to get out of hosting a meal this evening :(
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Mally
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Post by Mally »

Cookless 2 Cookshop 0

Green, Constable

5581, 89

UE A real 12th man gets on the pitch during the game.
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Zeke
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Post by Zeke »

Us 3 Them 1 Green, Midson, Constable Louis 5741 109
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Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 3 Crawley 1
Midson, Constable, Murray, Hutchinson
5678
123
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oxfordjames
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Post by oxfordjames »

Yellow Perils 2 Red Devils 1
Green, Midson, Louis.
5,879 (109)

UE: Steven Evans parachutes onto the pitch and scales the fence end after taking out the ref.
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Yellow River
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Post by Yellow River »

United 2 Town 1

Constable, Midson, Hutchinson.

5692 (76)

UE:- Scottish &amp NI Under 21 Internationals start for Oxford.
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Frank
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Post by Frank »

Us win 4-1. Cons x 2, Midson and Foster. 5500 &amp 100

UE: Someone is dressed as Santa!


Shane: 0-0. 5432 &amp 123


April: Us in 2-0. Constable and Chapman. 555&amp 155
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Snake
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&quotSnake&quot wrote:Us 3 (Constable, Green, Midson) Them 1 (Louis)

Att: 5678 with 99 of Them

UE: Evans gets ejected from the stands by the stewards.
Tsk, 3 out on the crowd.

I wonder where Evans was tonight?
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OUFC4eva
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Post by OUFC4eva »

Some top, top predictions and someone even predicted Stevie kinniburgh
would score.
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