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[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

As I can't guarantee seeing this forum before Tuesday:

Stars 1 (o.g. Terras 1 (o.g)

Attendance 5555 (555 sailors)

UE: Guy plays, heavilly strapped, but towards the end of the game he collapses, and tearing off the strapping, he dies. Odubade arrives on the scene and laments the death of his colleague: but in a vision, he sees Guy glowing ever brighter, raising himself against the skies, his heart swelling with courage, his sweet breath gently wafting from his lips.

[Sideshow Rob]

It's about time the football season started after the school holidays or on the Bank Holiday at least.

Yellow River 3 (Constable 2, Yemi) Terracotta Army 0

4,812 (255)

The match has to restart as one of the goalposts at the fence end is discovered to be Peter Crouch who has stayed behind and painted himself white as a prank.

[Snake]

Us 2 (Yemi, Constable) Them 1 (Beavon)

Att: 3999 with 66 of Them

UE: After days on the run after the Barrow match my cat sneaks home to see what sort of reception he gets this time. Floodlight failure. Merry is seen wearing a pair of socks. The Gypsy is on holiday in Benidorm so he doesn’t strike again on a Tuesday night.

[SmileyMan]

Weyford 1 - Oxmouth 2
Constable, Beavon x2
3888, 241
UE: Everyone missed the Yellows goal because moment before they all recieve text updates about Beth Tweddle just missing out on a medal.

[OUFC4eva]

Down Ox 2-0 Up Wey

Constable (2)

4,750 (180)

UE: Merry appears in the director's box minus his hair piece but
wearing bright yellows socks and stiletto shoes.

[Radley Rambler]

Us 3 them 1

Yemi, Constable, Haldane, Beavon

Att: 4500 with 200 Weymouthers

[Yellow River]

Oxford 3 Weymouth 0

Yemi, Hutch, Fisher.

Att 3850

Away 185

UE All Oxford goals scored by second half substitutes.

[Geoff]

Oxford 2 (Constable, Haldane) Weymouth 0. Attendance 4,600. Away crowd 150.

Unexpected event: Barrow turn up and ask if they can play us every week.

[yellowportly]

yellows 3 others 0
yemi, constable, haldane

5025 with 206 coming from the coast

ue: boris spotted at Air Brazil desk in heathrow ...

[Shoobedoo]

Oxford Invoices 0 – 0 Portland Bills

4,961
96

UE: Game abandoned when a rare breed of orchid is discovered growing in the centre circle.

[GodalmingYellow]

Ford 2 Muff 1

Constable, Odubade, Reed

5,215 with 312 who like Muff best.

The right back position is tainted yet again as Matt Day is sent off for being too fat.

Jake (The Peg) Cole gets a start between the sticks.

[scooter]

Oarsmen 1 Sailors 0
Day
4207
198

UE Snake is seen assisting OxVox handing out fixture lists at the turnstiles pre game.

[boris]

Terri Bulls 1 Terra Dulls 3
Haldane for the Us
4321 (123)

UE: Crossed wires with the fax machine means that China's Terracotta Army turns up, while the Weymouth team visit the British Museum instead.
A fault with his sunbed sees Lewis Haldane reduced to ashes, but he still scores.
James Constable is arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Michael Husbands' wife leaves him, and he changes his name by deed poll to Michael Divorcee.

[Mooro]

1-0 - unattractive, hard fought win ground out with late-ish winner from Murray, infornt of 5012 (127 away) gets us out of the drop-zone.

UE - Clarke made to sit in the centre-circle at half-time and write 100 lines &quotI must not raise both feet off the floor when tackling&quot.
UE2 - Number of home league debuts reaches double-figures.

[Hog]

Win 2-1
Constable,Yemi
4001
65
UE: United play without socks as sign of support for Nick Merry but Matt Day misunderstands and appears without his shorts, oxford concede two penalties but no goals, and Weymouth commit 3 two footed tackles in the first 20 minutes without so much as a word from the ref.