Barrow Hat

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Sun Jul 27, 2008 11:55 pm

Early but for reasons of hols here goes
Barrow boys 1 Oxford new boys 2

Paul Tait / Constable &amp Guy

1880
375

UE: The LRC coach takes 13 hours to get there.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:03 am

Barrow 1 Oxford 3
Tait / Guy Murray Yemi
1670
390

UE: Setanta aren't actually showing the match. It was just moved to a Friday night as a joke.

SmileyMan · Post by **SmileyMan** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:03 am

Wights 0 - 1 Yellows
Super super Yemi (unless he goes to the biscuits)
1400 - 122 away

UE: Yemi gets his transfer, and is replaced on the field by a tin of biscuits. The tin subsequently scores one and makes one, and is made baked goods of the match by the Setanta commentators. Within a week, the tin has been sold to Man Utd for £45m, we buy the stadium, win the BSP and everyone cries a happy tear.

Pe├▒a Oxford United · Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:36 am

Ex-shipbuilders 0 Ex-carmakers 0

1500 spectators, 500 from considerably further south than the others

UE: The match is shown live on TV Aragón so that the one Oxford fan in that province is able to see it. Ironically, though, despite the TV Aragón webpage claiming that 99.5% of households in the province can receive their channel, he is among the 0.,5% who can't, and misses it.

YF Dan · Post by **YF Dan** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 9:39 am

Despite scoring one and making one, the aforementioned biscuit tin is pilloried by a section of fans for &quotpoor decision making&quot and &quotnot fancying it when it gets cold&quot.

One wheelers 1 - 4 Four wheel drives

Yemi 2, Haldane 1, Constable 1.

boris · Post by **boris** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:28 am

Wheel Barrow 1 Wheels off the barrow 0

2345 (345)

An optimism-deflating defeat in front of the Setanta cameras (now there's a surprise). However, United then go on a blistering run to win the league, only losing those games that are chosen for Setanta coverage.

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:32 am

Thomas 0 Morse 2
Yemi, Guy

1487, 134.

UE. Matt Day and Mickey Lewis don't travel as they have weightwatchers on Friday evenings.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:44 am

Bar row 0 Oxford argument 1

Constable

1,528 with 182 from Ox

Paul Parker manages to pronounce names properly on Satanic TV.

New keeper is injured, so we have to take a fourth keeper on to the books.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:54 am

Barrow 0 Us 2
Constable Haldane
3456 123

Due to the arcane rules of the BSP the match is re-categorised as a pre season friendly because the game is played before the season kick off so the record of the game and the points won are expunged from the record books.

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:19 am

Barrow Boys 0 – 2 (Minchery) Farm Boys
Constable, Haldane.

1,176

371

UE: We win on Setanta (or is that pushing the bounds of improbability too much?).
UE2: Record number of posts on a Hat thread as everyone adjusts their goalscorer forecasts following Guy's hamstring injury.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:35 pm

Them 0 Us 2 Constable Haldane 1758 342

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:03 pm

Them 1 Us 2

Yemi, Constable, Tait

Att: 2000 with 400 yellows

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 11:29 pm

Them 1 (Rogan) Us 2 (Yemi, Constable)

Att: 2345 with 456 of Us

UE: By Saturday morning we’ll be either top of the league or bottom of it. As part of Setanta’s “access all areas

Sideshow Rob · Post by **Sideshow Rob** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 8:52 pm

Long Barrow 1 (Walker) Martyrs Memorial 2 (Haldane, Constable)

1,976 (376)

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 12:17 pm

Was going to go for the draw, but cannot get the og out of my head....

Barrow 3 Oxford 2 (Logan, Walker, Clarke (og) // Day, Constable)
Att 2022 Away 412

UE - The main Setanta commentator punches Paul Parker during the game after he makes one stupid comment too many.
UE2 - Our number of league debutants reaches double figures...