Histon Stetson

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Histon Stetson

Post by Geoff »

Off on my hols, so here goes:

Histon 0 Oxford 3 (Shaw, Duffy, Odubade). Attendance 1,300. Away crowd 350.

Unexpected event: I get sunburnt in the New Forest.
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Post by Pe├▒a Oxford United »

I got sunburned this summer on a wet Wednesday in Cromer...
entirely disenchanted
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

'you get your tan from standing in the English rain'
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Post by yellowportly »

Histon 1 Ox 1
Shaw

1400 - 197 oxen

UE: Smith slips up on the pitch
--== Keep On Keepin' On ==--
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Post by Shoobedoo »

Histon 1 Hissy Fit 0
Akurang

1126
231 chanting &quotSmith Out&quot

UE: Smith and Patto have a punch-up in the technical area.
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Post by Boogie »

Cambridge Fringe 1 (Akurang) Oxford Fringe 1 (Yemi)

1100 (333 trying not to laugh or cry)

UE: Smith stays in the stands leaving Patto alone in the technical area.
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Then 1 Us 2

Akurang, Shaw, Yemi

Att: 1200 with 300 yellows
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Post by Snake »

Gawd, this is a tricky one..

Them 0 Us 1 (Duffy)

Att: 1234 with 234 of Us

UE: The coach driver loses his way and the game kicks off late.
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Post by Ancient Colin »

1-1
Knight-Percival (just for that fine name, eh? very Arthurian - it'll be Murray really), 'utchinson (less so).
1234 (285)

It is announced that Jim Smith's after match comments have been sponsored by Specsavers. Lenegan announces the purchase of the Glassworld Stadium. Anaclet wins a header. The Rhine floods its banks and fire overwhelms Valhalla
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Post by Mooro »

What a fine selection of names these guys possess!!
The line-up from their last game was: Osborn, Pope (Barker 79),
Mitchell-King, Ada, Gwillim, Okay, Cambridge, John Kennedy,
Knight-Percival, Murray, Akurang.

Histon 4 (Quinn og, Gnu og, Corcoran og, Anaclet og)
Hurt-on 3 (Robinson hat-trick)

Right, here goes - Oxford storm into a three goal lead as Robinson destroys the local defence with a display of poise, power &amp clinical finishing.
Duffy jogs out of tunnel at half-time and is immediately substituted for not showing enough effort.
Histon take initiative when Oxford defence immediately panic when more than two opponents enter the penalty box at the same time.
Smith responds by replacing entire Oxford frontline with defenders.

Scorers -
Att - 1342 Away - 401


UE - Paul Parker spends the entire first half unable to get over the irony of a player named Cambridge playing for Histon, then collapses in laughter when at halftime Jim Proudfoot asks him whether Okay is doing OK.
UE2 - Jon Champion joins in the fun by posing the question as to whether the camera shot of John Kennedy has been taken from a grassy knoll.
UE3 - transpires that WPL have bought the Speedway stadium by mistake
UE4 - I actually get something right
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&quotMooro&quot wrote:What a fine selection of names these guys possess!!
The line-up from their last game was: Osborn, Pope (Barker 79),
Mitchell-King, Ada, Gwillim, Okay, Cambridge, John Kennedy,
Knight-Percival, Murray, Akurang.

Histon 4 (Quinn og, Gnu og, Corcoran og, Anaclet og)
Hurt-on 3 (Robinson hat-trick)

Right, here goes - Oxford storm into a three goal lead as Robinson destroys the local defence with a display of poise, power &amp clinical finishing.
Duffy jogs out of tunnel at half-time and is immediately substituted for not showing enough effort.
Histon take initiative when Oxford defence immediately panic when more than two opponents enter the penalty box at the same time.
Smith responds by replacing entire Oxford frontline with defenders.

Scorers -
Att - 1342 Away - 401


UE - Paul Parker spends the entire first half unable to get over the irony of a player named Cambridge playing for Histon, then collapses in laughter when at halftime Jim Proudfoot asks him whether Okay is doing OK.
UE2 - Jon Champion joins in the fun by posing the question as to whether the camera shot of John Kennedy has been taken from a grassy knoll.
UE3 - transpires that WPL have bought the Speedway stadium by mistake
UE4 - I actually get something right
I think Mooro should get an extra point purely for the effort he's put into this. :D
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Histon 0 Missed'em 1 (Shaw)

997 (300)

UE Everyone in the Histon home end is interviewed at half time
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Post by Baboo »

Just a small village near Cambridge 1 An alleged big City Team 2
Akurang / Shaw and Duffy
1150
350
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Post by A-Ro »

A feast for all the telly viewers.

0 - 0 1000 300
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Post by Ascension Ox »

Histon 1 (Akurang) OUFC 2 (Shaw, Hutchinson)

1,186 (302 U's)

UE: Cow on pitch outpaces Duffy.
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