Bees Bonnet

Anything yellow and blue
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Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 2 Barnet 0
Constable, Kerrouche
6000
200
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Oxen 1 Bees 1
Constable, McLeod
6123, 165

Wilder the Wanderer finds a mighty tree growing under the dugout, around which is wrapped a serpent. He decends, beside the tree, to the very depths of the earth, where he finds a black-clothed woman knitting a long yarn. He demands an answer to the mysteries of life. Loan not your warriors, she croaks, for they will disrupt you. He shrugs and returns above, to find his halls burning and his army of supporters distraught.
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Post by BigCrompy »

Knees 3-0 Bees

Rendall, Kerrouche, Constable.

6500 of whom 300 yearn for the days of Flashman again.

UE Mehdi Kerrouche goes on a hot-streak from tonight after Swindling cancel his contract, ends the season as top scorer in the division and is eventually sold two years later for 5 million to Bayern Munchen. Paolo di Ckhedio still insists he made the right decision. Meanwhile, Sam Deering misses the team bus.
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Post by Out of the gloom »

Oxford 2 Barnet 1
Constable, Rendell, McLeod
6,100 (200)
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Re:

Post by Baboo »

&quotSnake&quot wrote:
&quotBaboo&quot wrote:
&quotRadley Rambler&quot wrote: If that is the final result on Tuesday night, I will treat everyone on this forum to a slap up dinner.

Generous ain't I.
And I'll buy the drinks.
UE : Game called off due to frost so a hastily arranged friendly with Brentford takes place on the Oxford City astroturf anyone...
As I said, I'll buy the drinks
Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

Oxford 2 Barnet 1
Beano &amp Rendell / McLeod
6,000
160

UE: The 12th Man fund raising event is cancelled at the last minute when the politically correct brigade intervene, declaring that a Sam Deering throwing contest is bang out of order.
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Post by Aylesbury Rich »

U's 2-1 Bees

Constable Kerrouche.....McLeod

Att 5989 (193 away)

UE- Sam Deering behaves himself and doesn't wind anyone up/win a penalty/get Jake Wright sent off etc etc
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Post by Geoff »

Oxford Utd 2 (Constable, Kerrouche) Barnet 1 (McLeod). Attendance 5,650. Away crowd 150.
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Bees Knees 3 Bees Bums 0

Constable, Kerrouche, Rendell

6,787 of which 312 from the hairdo.

UE: Nick Merry is seen outside the turnstiles shaking a bucket for the NM takeover fund.

The tunnel collapses under the weight of expectation.

Sam Deering keeps clutching a ring dangling on a chain around his neck, muttering about Bilbo and the daughter of the Aerosmith lead singer.
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Post by wightyellow »

Ox 2 - 2 Barnet
Constable/Batt
Mcloed 2

6112
226 away

Harry Rednap comes to look at Deering...
It's not the despair....it's the hope....
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Post by slappy »

OX 7 BEES 1
(Davis, Rendell, Kerrouche, Constable, Leven, Johnson, Duberry: McLeod)
Att 5,950 (away 140)
UE: All goals first half
Zeke
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Post by Zeke »

Us 3 Them 1 Constable Kerrouche Leven McLeod 5798 135
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Re:

Post by Baboo »

&quotslappy&quot wrote:OX 7 BEES 1
(Davis, Rendell, Kerrouche, Constable, Leven, Johnson, Duberry: McLeod)
Att 5,950 (away 140)
UE: All goals first half
Why not go all the way with 11-1 and name all the outfield players as scorers? Or are you worried Frank would wave the yellow card for ungentlemanly conduct?
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

2-1

Johnson, Kerrouche, Deering

6219

109

UE: Deering tries to pick a fight with Duberry.
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Post by pottersrightboot »

Ox 1 (Rendell) Barnet 0
6,011 (122 them)


UE1: Bundle in SSU after goal a la Seventies Anfield.
UE2: Batt hat-trick.
UE3:Sanchez on subs bench for Barnet.
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