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Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

3-1
Constable, Guy, Dubbery / Hylton
7000
640
UE: Shots have no shots on or off target throughout the entire match.
recordmeister
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Post by recordmeister »

Ox 2 Ald 0

Beano, Guy

Att: 6666 (444)

UE: It's a sell out.
Kernow Yellow
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&quotMooro&quot wrote:UE - Lord Mayor turns up after finishing his show to see wholly lacklustre performance from his subjects
Fortunately they had a 'Big Day' this week too, and more recently than ours. Anyway:

0-0
7,254 (641)

UE An outfield player has to play in goal for us and keeps a clean sheet.
A-Ro
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&quotAylesbury Rich&quot wrote:UE- Clarke gets sent off and with no sub on the bench we are forced to put an outfield player in goal- who proceeds to keep a clean sheet- a la Scott McNiven at Shrewsbury cica 2003.
&quotKernow Yellow&quot wrote:UE An outfield player has to play in goal for us and keeps a clean sheet.
Are you two planning something?
Kernow Yellow
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&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:
&quotAylesbury Rich&quot wrote:UE- Clarke gets sent off and with no sub on the bench we are forced to put an outfield player in goal- who proceeds to keep a clean sheet- a la Scott McNiven at Shrewsbury cica 2003.
&quotKernow Yellow&quot wrote:UE An outfield player has to play in goal for us and keeps a clean sheet.
Are you two planning something?
Ha - I should read others' predictions before posting! I'd still say it was unexpected though. I was actually going to put &quota la Mike Ford vs Hull&quot (since I'd predicted a 0-0), but thought that would be showing my age...
slappy
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Post by slappy »

Us 2 Them 1
(Constable 2, Rankine)
7,111 (away 474)
UE: Chris Wilder doesn't wear his lucky suit.
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

1-1
Smalley, Hylton
6199, 666

In freak weather news, the entire Carolina Panthers preseason camp is picked up by hurricane Irene, hits the gulf stream and lands in Grenoble Road. Duberry holds them off and takes up his new career as strong safety. The search for Harry W finds him curled up behind a teapot. An unshaven man in a camouflage jacket skulks around the stadium, muttering.
Hoglette
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Post by Hoglette »

Us 2 Them 1
Constable, Smalley, Rankine
7007
627
Out of the gloom
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Post by Out of the gloom »

Oxford 2 Aldershot 1
Constable, Heslop, Rankine
7,100 (700)

UE: KT announces he will take a short sabbatical to “Save America
Parklife12
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Post by Parklife12 »

Mario
OUFC 1 v 0 Aldershot
Beano
6872, 522


Parklife
OUFC 3 - 0 Aldershot
Beano, Smalley, JPP
6933, 600
Geoff
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Post by Geoff »

Oxford Utd 2 (Constable, Smalley) Aldershot Town 0. Attendance 6,500. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: A representative of Slumdon Town appears at half time to apologise for writing on our pitch and PdeC's behaviour last week. He is rewarded with polite applause.
Sideshow Rob
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Oxford 2 (Constable, Leven) Aldershot 0

7,165 (832)
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

2-0
Constable, Guy
6933
538
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

I've seen the light 0-0 Grimley Dark

6800 of whom 550 aren't panicking despite the fact they're all doomed.

UE well-known lifelong Aldershot fan James Constable scores a brace to sink his boyhood heroes. Meanwhile Paolo do Nazio's friends-in-high-places allow him to make deals to sign an entire international midfield to represent Pighill this week. (The moon-raking public are mildly disappointed when it turns out to be the San Marino ladies hockey team. But they still get a game).
scooter
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Post by scooter »

Us 3 Them 1

Beano, JPP, Smalley, Rankine

6786
686

UE CW is sent to the stands
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