Chest Pain Hat

Anything yellow and blue
Hog
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Post by Hog »

HOG

Lose 0-4
Davies 2, Whitaker 2
6789
345

HOGLETTE

Lose 0-2
Davies 2
6888
333
Snake
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Post by Snake »

Them 1 (Craig Davies) Us 1 (Constable)

Att : 6789 with 432 of Us

UE : All the players get 8 minutes each wearing the captain’s armband. Floodlight failure. 3 penalties. 4 sendings off. We play the ball on the floor for most of the game. We win, and all of a sudden there is no crisis for a whole 11 days until Barnet come to our Town.
slappy
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Post by slappy »

Chest 2: Drawers 2
(Davies 2: Maclean, Craddock)
Att: 6,123 (away 298)
UE: Wheelchair pitch invasion.
Baboo
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Post by Baboo »

Crooked Spires 3 Dreaming Spires 3
Davies Lester Talbot / Constable Craddock MacLean
7000
400
Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Spycatchers 3 (Davies hatrick) Morse not decoded 0

6750 (450)

UE: Wotton is given armband back and leads the Us to an away win.
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Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Chesterfield 2 Oxford 0

Davies, Whittaker

6900 (450)

UE We score 3 in the first half
OUFC4eva
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Post by OUFC4eva »

Spireites 2-1 United

Jack Lester &amp Mark Allott

James Constable

5,752 (510)

UE: Jim Magilton is spotted in the directors box :shock:
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

0 - 0 5678 456

Following the record breaking defeat by Chesterfield CW embarks on a mission to locate and beat upon Drakes Drum.
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

Pyrites 1-2 Tools cold

Lester. Craddock, MacLean.

7600 with 650 who don't have a major inferiority complex about two crap clubs in a nearby failing city which used to be famous for jobs in steel.

UE After a moderately successful season scoring several goals in a low standard division against only clumping great defenders with the turning circle of the QEII, super striker Craig Davies believes that he's too good to remain in Division 4 and indicates that he won't be signing a new contract and has instead found himself a dream move to overseas giants for the 2011-2 season. However, the move doesn't work out as planned and after only three months, Davies and Glentoran agree to part company. Meanwhile, substitute keeper Mark Crossley celebrates his 64th birthday at the Oxford game by keeping (a large amount of) the bench very warm indeed.
Joey's Toe
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Post by Joey's Toe »

Spireites 3 - 0 Spirewrongs

Lester x2 (1 pen), Davies

5,389 (421 away)

UE: The match is abandoned as North/South Korea start a nuclear war at half-time.
Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Aspires 1 Expires 0
Davies
7,391 (386)

UE Snowman pitch invasion
boris
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Post by boris »

A field of chest 3 A ford of ox 0
Davies 4 (1 disallowed for offside)

4444 (444)

UE&gt As the institute of mental health slowly burns to the ground (gothic doors and lintels fall) a shadowy figure is spotted standing on the corner, watching the conflagration. In the light cast by the explosion of the Headington Bar, Chris Wilder can be seen cackling to himself and screaming &quotCriticise me would you? How'd you like it now!&quot In the east stand car park, Kelvin Thomas plays his fiddle as the Kas burns down down.
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Crooked 3 Dreaming 1
Boden, Davies, Lester, Craddock
6543, 543

The dugouts consist of two padded leather sofas. No, the dugouts consist of two hollowed out tree trunks. No, they are canoes. There are no paddles. The creek gives off a miasma that hints at its composition. Wilder reads a biography of King Canute. What a Knut, he thinks. Yr wyf yn hapus yma says Creighton, not fully believing it.
Out of the gloom
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Post by Out of the gloom »

Chesterfield 1 Oxford 0
6,600 (311)
Davies

UE: Oxford return to Setanta with the game screened ‘live and exclusive’ for those in Ireland – things could be worse
recordmeister
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Post by recordmeister »

Bent 4 - 1 Straight

Davis x4 - Beano

6,666 (333)

UE: all goals scored from outside the box
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