Chelmsford Hat (You know you want to!)

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:18 pm

Win 2-0
Midson, MGreen
1555
456

UE: One of the goal frames collapses

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 2:38 pm

Truck 4 : V Fest 0
Deering x2 , M Green, Bulman
att 2000 (away 450)
UE: the Melbourne Park attendance record is beaten
(trivia: looking at the 2008 match report for Chelmsford vs AFCW - Alfie Potter was on the bench for AFCW)

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 4:57 pm

Chelms 0 Ox 2
Midson Hargreaves
1806
436

theox · Post by **theox** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:03 pm

Chelmsford 1-3 Oxford
Smith (they must have one) - Hargreaves 3
1,700 (350)

UE - Hargreaves loses his alice band.

boris · Post by **boris** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:39 pm

White stillettos 3 Oxford bags 3
Wayne, Shane, Sharon - Sammy, Jack, Franny
1,999 (456)

UE: The kick-off is delayed for 15 minutes because of the crush at the turnstiles (caused by Duane leaving his keys in his Mark 1 Cortina).

UE2: The universe is doubtless unfolding just exactly as it should.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 5:53 pm

Them 0 Us 2 (Constable, Midson)

Att: 1666 with 333 of Us

UE: Gotta be a dog on the pitch at this one.

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:00 pm

CAESAROMAGVS 0 OXONIA 4

M Green, Constable, Midson, Cook

2,565 of which 893 from Ox

UE: Duffy plays a blinder for whoever he is fleecing money from these days.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:06 pm

Them 0 Us 2
Beano / Deering
1568
380
UE: someone gives a damn

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:30 pm

0-0
No-one
1450
333

Multiple serious injuries. Greavesie's debut in goal marked by a penalty save and a commanding presence in the box that reminds all and sundry of the halcyon days of Andrea Guatelli and Hubert Busby. Chelmsford are nearly undone by the storming wing play of Creighton but he overdoes the stepovers and drills himself below the watertable. It could have been great, it was nadir's big chance. Tear down Chelmsford's walls and let us out.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:51 pm

Them 0 Us 1 M Green 1798 514

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:01 pm

Them 0 Us 3
Beano, M Green, Hargreaves.

1768
298

UE I actually win a game of pool against my county standard Chelmsford mate at whose flat I'm staying on Sat night.

OUFC4eva · Post by **OUFC4eva** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:27 pm

Chelmsfordians 0-2 Oxfordians

J.Constable &amp R.Day

Att 1,659 (558)

UE: Chris Hargreaves makes a subsitute appearance shorn of his long, flowing locks.

oxfordjames · Post by **oxfordjames** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 8:40 pm

Aussies 0 Oxy's 2
Constable, Midson
1,329 (540)

UE: The highlights get shown on TV by mistake.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Jan 29, 2010 9:04 pm

Chelmsford 0 Oxford 2 (Midson, Cook). Attendance 1,500. Away crowd 500.

Unexpected event: game abandoned due to snow.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:55 am

Them 2 Us 1 (modeste, arrogant // woodley)
1400
312

UE - Former/current youth teamers play, but arent blamed for the defeat then released