The Tamworth Two Hat

[Snake]

One went to a stadium built of straw (the bad wolf blew that down), the other visited a stadium built of sticks (the wolf did the same to that).

The third one came to the Kassam Stadium and got eaten up by the biggest predator that has ever been in Division V.

Us 3 (Constable, Midson, Cook) Them 2 (Wright, Sheridan).

Att: 5555 with 99 of Them.

UE: Game on.

[boris]

Us 9 Ewes 0
Constable 8 Bulman
5678 ( 78

UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.

[theox]

Oxford 2-1 Tamworth
Constable, Tonkin - Sheridan
5,875 (63)

UE - The pitch is half frozen, half-waterlogged but the game proceeds as the referree is 'encouraged' by means of a Mark Creighton chinese-burn to allow the game to be played.

[slappy]

Ox 5 Tam 0
(Constable 3, Creighton 2)
Att 5888 (away 75)
UE: pies are all burnt to a crisp having been reheated 3 times and on sale at half price

[scooter]

Slaughterers 4 Lambs 0
Constable 2, Midson, Clist.

5867
86

UE Their mascot gets injured attempting a back flip.

[SmileyMan]

UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.

So the intersection of Oxford Fans and VDGG Fans has two people in it?

[boris]

UE: The ice is turning to water.
The water rushes over all,
cities crash in the mighty wave
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe.

So the intersection of Oxford Fans and VDGG Fans has two people in it?

You mean I'm not the only one (H to He)?

Blimey.

[Zeke]

Us 3 Them 0 Constable 2 Midson 6741 128

[Ancient Colin]

Ox 1 Tam 1
Constable Christie

SSU prog music fans hurl themselves over the parapet like lemmings. The ghost of Ian Atkins reappears as a plague-ridden lighthouse keeper. After the flood, Emperor Wilder, in his war room, unleashes his killer squid, who turns the game. Three.

[Radley Rambler]

Us 2 them 0

Constable, Midson

Att: 6000 with 200 of them

[Mark Sennett]

Oxford 3-0 Tamworth

Beano, Beast, Midson

6,700

[Baboo Junior]

Ox 3 Lamb 0
Constable Clist Chapman
6060
90

[SmileyMan]

Oxford 0 - Tamworth
Nobody
4723 (32)

UE: After the incredibly long break, no-one on either team can remember how to play, and the first 15 minutes is just 22 people stood in the centre circle staring blankly at the ball.

EU2: We left the Earth 27 years ago...

[oxfordjames]

Strong as an Ox 3 Lambs for the Slaughter 1
Constable, Potter, Batt, Sheridan
5,983 (146)

UE: Tammy the Lamb continues where it left off:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJa7cNI_jiY

[GodalmingYellow]

Heroes one and all 2 Tamworthless 0

Constable and Green

5,872 of whcih 78 from Tam

UE: We ge to see a game of football.