Altrincham Hat

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Thu Oct 09, 2008 11:38 pm

Win
2-1
Little, Constable, Foster
1234
321

UE: The 12 year old Oxford mascot is taller than the ref and holds up a Hampshire Yellows flag for the pre-match photo, Kelvin Thomas stands on the away terrace and Billy Turley is sent off.

YellowHoods · Post by **YellowHoods** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 10:10 am

Escape Artists 1 Tightrope Walkers 1

No idea / Guy

1,051 (427)

UE: Crowd would have been higher if some 200 locals had't spent two hours worshipping the Oxford team bus. &quotIt moves without legs ....&quot

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 11:58 am

1 - 0 Little 1098 345

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:20 pm

Altrincham 1 (Little) Oxford 2 (Guy, Constable). Attendance 1,300. Away crowd 350.

Unexpected event: Oxford go three games unbeaten.

SmileyMan · Post by **SmileyMan** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:39 pm

Alty 1 - 1 Chewed
Johnson - Trainer
1232 (464)

UE: Someone alleged to have the initials P and allegedly K is alleged to have been allegedly seen in the directors' alleged box. Thanks to the financial meltdown, pies cost £13,000,000.

Shoobedoo · Post by **Shoobedoo** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:44 pm

Alty 2 – 2 Faulty
Little, Elam Haldane, Constable

1,256
327

UE: Northern stereotypes ring true as the half time entertainment consists of whippet racing.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:00 pm

One One
Elam/Yug
1202 (387)

UE - Alty take an emergency loan signing of a former U's player to increase their chances of a goal.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 2:08 pm

Them 0 Us 1 Haldane 1198 241

scooter · Post by **scooter** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:25 pm

The Unrelegatables 0 The Unpromoteables 3
Haldane, Constable, Trainer
1038
156

UE Kelvin makes the team travel on the London Road coach.

boris · Post by **boris** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 6:36 pm

Alty 1 Oxy 17
Little Large, Big, Huge, Massive, Gigantic, Ginormous, Great, Enormous, Superior, Stunning, Marvellous, Mega, Hyper, Stupendous, Wicked, Cushty, Yemi.
12345 (54321)

UE: Nothing unexpected happens it's all so predictable. There's nothing new under the sun, everything you think of has been done.

Pe├▒a Oxford United · Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:02 pm

Cheshire Cats 1 (o.g.

Yellow Dogs 0

1111 222

As the team prepares for the match supporters back in Oxford gather at the Temple Bar, praying for their success. When news comes through that United have actually won, there are wild celebrations - until the rumour goes round that Joe Burnell, carried off in the game, has actually died. But this turns out to be entirely false: the team coach returns to Oxford with Burnell the first to get off it, entering the city in triumph. The City Council grant that on this day he may have anything that is in their power to give.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 7:32 pm

Altering ‘em 1 (Elam) Same again 4 (Guy, Trainer, Murray, Constable)

Att: 1678 with 456 of Us

UE: Paul Kemsley is allegedly spotted in the Directors Box. But it’s not him, of course, nothing like him, honestly. Rage Online is shut down pending legal action.

Yellow River · Post by **Yellow River** » Fri Oct 10, 2008 9:42 pm

Altrincham 2 Oxford 3

Little, Senior, Guy, Yemi, Burnell.

1185 (285)

UE- Midway through the second half with the score at 2-2, Joe Burnell produces a touch of magic as well as a revolver, whilst Joe proceeds to waltz through a static Altrincham defence and calmly rolls the ball into an empty net he is clearly heard to be singing 'Freedom came my way one day, And I started out of town. All of a sudden I see Sheriff John Brown
Aiming to shoot me down. So I shot, I shot him down. I say: I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy'

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 10:03 am

Alty 1 Faulty 1

Little, Trainer

Att: 1300 with 300 yellows

theox · Post by **theox** » Sat Oct 11, 2008 12:19 pm

Altrincham 1-1 Oxford
Elam - Haldane
1,178 (297)

UE - The game is played at Selhurst Park