Nick Merry v A pig's head on a stick

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

You decide.

[Ancient Colin]

Kill the pig! Cut his throat! Bash him in!

[neilw]

ummmm ........ I'd have to see a picture of Nick Merry, alongside the pig's head you've posted, before I could make a considered decision.

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

He's back....

[Snake]

I can’t see it.

Until I see both I’m not going to vote as I don’t want anyone to think I’ve not carefully weighed up the evidence and come to a reasoned, thought out and logical conclusion.

[Foghorn]

I find this poll deeply insulting. I think you should apologise to a pig's head on a stick, Pe├▒a.

[scooter]

I voted for Nick on the basis he deserves respect for wearing that syrup in public.

[SmileyMan]

Interestingly, Nick Merry has never been seen in the same room as a bureaucratic alien obsessed with the destruction of the planet.

[Pe├▒a Oxford United]

I can’t see it.

Try going here, putting &quotflies&quot in the search function and going to the Lord of the Flies piece, where the photo can be found. When you return to this site, it should display. Don't ask me why.

[boris]

I voted for Uncle Nick, on the basis that I am a vegetarian and therefore prefer cabbage to bacon.

[Foghorn]

I voted for Nick on the basis he deserves respect for wearing that syrup in public.

If that's a syrup it's a bloody good one!