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Geoff
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Post by Geoff »

I'm off to deepest Devon in a minute, so here goes.

Cambridge 0 Oxford 1 (Basham). Attendance 3,500. Away crowd 750.

Unexpected event: The game is called off because of a waterlogged pitch.
yellowportly
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Post by yellowportly »

1-1
basham
2367
798 yellows
ue: wanny turns uop at half time and does the jackpot draw
--== Keep On Keepin' On ==--
SmileyMan
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Post by SmileyMan »

Goldie 0 - 2 Isis
Yemi, Anaclet (!)
1890 - 234
UE: We have more shots on target than off :(
Snake
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Post by Snake »

Them 0 Us 3 (Basham, Yemi, Quinn)

Att : 3000 with 700 of Us

UE : A streaker
GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Cam 1 Isis 1

Wolleaston, Basham

3,535 of which 912 from Ox

UE: The game is abandoned due to crowd trouble.
Radley Rambler
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Light blues 1 Dark blues 1

Wolleaston, Yemi

Att: 3,500 with 750 away

UE: All the fans turn up with lucky gonks and mascots a la University Challenge
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

0 - 2 Bash Oduba (how do you shorten a name like that?) 3200 800

Is anyone going on the train from Liverpool St'?
Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Sighs 1 (Wooly) Folly 1 (Petty Fur)

3,400 (900)

UE: The game features in next week's edition of Police Camera Action with a helicoptor spotlight tracking GY through the streets of Cambridge.
Zeke
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Post by Zeke »

Them 0 Us 1 Yemi 3120 842
Mooro
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Post by Mooro »

The Oxford side, deafened by the sound of the chasing pack getting ever closer, put in a very nervous performance littered with mistakes and negativity. The other U's pick up on this and raise their game after a slow season and go into a two goal lead. Oxford finally get their act together but can only manage a single consolation goal.

Cam 2 Cherwell 1 (Wooleaston, Pitt // Willmott)
Att 3792 vistors 697

UE - one of the three graduates from the youth system actually gets to take part in the game. When interviewed afterwards they unconvincingly pretend to have enjoyed being mascot for the day.
UE2 - a fight breaks out between the home and visiting chief constables over whose decision it had actually been to play the game on a Friday night.
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Post by Mally »

0-0 Draw
2750
419
UE - Physio injures himself whilst running onto the pitch
Sideshow Rob
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Cambs 0 Oxon 1 (Duffy)

3,250 (750)

UE Cambridgeshire Police issue an apology for moving the fixture and state that the person responsible has been suspended on full pay pending an investigation into the fiasco. :wink:
Baboo Junior
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Post by Baboo Junior »

&quotSideshow Rob&quot wrote:Cambs 0 Oxon 1 (Duffy)
Shall I tell him or does someone else want to?

Anyway:
Bridge 1 Ford 3
Wolleaston, Basham, Burgess, Yemi
3278
823
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

I will

DUFFY IS SUSPENDED
Ancient Colin
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Post by Ancient Colin »

Was about to type the usual, when I had a bad feeling. Oh dear.

Lose
2-1
Richardson, Morrison, Basham
2,999, 620
UE Oxford visit is not club's largest gate of season ...
Fans from both sides link hands and play ring o' roses. Plague breaks out. The Cam rises and washes away the tears.
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