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U's 2-0 Gray Barlow

Wilmott, Robinson

6,439 (412)

UE - Grays have four goals disallowed causing them to sing 'we want 5' as Wilmott crashes a near post header post their floundering defence.
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Ox 2 Grays 1

Robinson, Anaclet, Kightley

6,512 with 137 from Grays

UE1: Anaclet's goal is off his backside after a wild miss from Burgess.

UE2: Everyone from Grays comes dressed in grey.
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Post by A-Ro »

Yellows 2 Grays 0 Robinson Basham 6000 345
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Post by Hog »

Yellows 2 Grays 1
Basham, Yemi, Mc Lean
6006
222
UE: Turley is the new nominated penalty taker (but misses, as you can tell from my predicted scorers!!)
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Post by Mooro »

Over confidence leads to disaster as after having gifted the visitors an early own goal, Turley reveals himself to be our new penalty taker and equalises.
Consumed with confidence, he then demands to take all free-kicks as well, only to get sent off after hauling down an opposing striker in the box after scrambling back from a failed attempt on goal.
Matt Day takes the gloves and fails to stop the Grays keeper's penalty before then missing Oxfords 2nd spot kick in the last minute..

Oxford 1 (Turley - pen) Grays 2 - Turley (og) Grays keeper (pen)

Att 6307 Away - 412
UE - Both keepers enter opposition half during play
UE2 - Smith demands all ballboys are replaced by Us reserve and youth players with strict instructions to sneak the ball into the net in an attempt to fool the ref into thinking we had scored
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&quotMooro&quot wrote:UE2 - Smith demands all ballboys are replaced by Us reserve and youth players with strict instructions to sneak the ball into the net in an attempt to fool the ref into thinking we had scored
No need - http&#58//www&#46metro&#46co&#46uk/weir ... _page_id=2
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Post by yellowportly »

Us 2 - 1 Them
Basham, Robinson

6300 (562 away)

UE: FK turns up and says sorry
--== Keep On Keepin' On ==--
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Post by Resurrection Ox »

Oxford 2 (Basham (2)) Grays 1 (Oli)

6,312 (123 away)


UE: Grays team arrive by sledge.
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Post by Mally »

Oxford 3 Grays 1

Bash, Robinson, Burgess and McLean for them

7001

220

UE - Game halted because we run out of balls.
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Post by Ancient Colin »

1-1
Basham, McLean
5,999
321

A ballboy (or girl) is knocked out from a shot rebounding from the West Stand.
In a quiet passage of play, Mally is heard humming Angels.
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Post by Zeke »

Us 2 them 1 Bash, Robinson, McLean 6450 180
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Post by Boogie »

1-1
Burgess (Pen) McLean
6,250
199

UE: The Grays' WAGS don't have spray on tans.
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Post by SmileyMan »

U's 2 - 1 Grays
Bash, Yemi - Slabber
6,666
666
UE: One of the goalkeepers scores
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Post by Snake »

Us 3 (Yemi, Bash, Burgess) Them 0

Att : 6666 with 266 of Them

UE : 8 bookings
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&quotA-Ro&quot wrote:
&quotMooro&quot wrote:UE2 - Smith demands all ballboys are replaced by Us reserve and youth players with strict instructions to sneak the ball into the net in an attempt to fool the ref into thinking we had scored
No need - http&#58//www&#46metro&#46co&#46uk/weir ... _page_id=2
That was sort of my point, good footage though!
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