A cap for a wine expert to put on a bottle.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:10 pm

Full Bloodied 2 (Rendell, Montano) Corked 0

7,450 (550)

UE: Clarke on the teamsheet but it's Oz Clarke upfront for the Gills with a nose for goal. James May dons a superman costume and plays in goal for us, successfully apprehending him. &quotMuch ado about nothing&quot is the Oxford Mail headline.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:24 pm

Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 6789 with 678 of Them

UE: No shots on target by either team

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:42 pm

They have to win and so will come at us. That normally suits our game so....

yellows 2 Blues 1

(Hall, Montano Kedwell)

7,777 (456 away)

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:43 pm

Us 2 Them 1 Rendell Montano Kedwell 7236 625

JoeyBeauchamp · Post by **JoeyBeauchamp** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 4:12 pm

Us 2-1 them

Hall, Rendell - Vine

7,888 - 555

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:15 pm

Us 2 Them 1

Rendell, Montano, Kedwell

Att: 7200 with 700 of them

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:28 pm

Ox 1 Ham 2
Rendell, Kedwell, Vine
6789, 678

No goalkeeper on the bench. We win comfortably and dominate the last ten minutes with a display of fintness and strong attacking play. Beano comes on and transforms the match, winning headers, showing great close control and holding the ball up well for the onrushing midfield. The sun shines, birds sing, spring flowers glisten, all is right with the world and curly tailed pink suinae fly through the air with the greatest of ease.

Mooro · Post by **Mooro** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 5:46 pm

Ox 1 (Whing) Gills 1 (King)
7707 (77)

UE- Simon King doesnt put in a match winning defensive display

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:03 pm

Oxford Utd 2 (Rendell, Morgan) Gillingham 0. Attendance 7,800. Away crowd 500.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:26 pm

Thrills 2 Gills 2 (and bellyaches aplenty)
Montano, Morgan Kedwell, King
7,428 (689)

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:37 pm

Yellows 2 Gills 1
Montano,Hall,Kedwell
7,512
516

Yellows!

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:22 pm

Ox 4 Gills 2
Rendell, Montano, Morgan, Beano / Kedwell, Whelpdale
7400
710
UE: In the interests of relaxing the players CW allows them an hour at the Ciderfest instead of the usual pre-match warm up sessions. They clear the 8% Naishes Farmhouse Dry within 20 minutes.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 10:48 pm

Win 2-1
Morgan, Rendell, Kedwell
7654
555

GodalmingYellow · Post by **GodalmingYellow** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:01 am

Ox 2 Gills 1

Rendell, Morgan, Kedwell

7,561 of which 450 from Gills

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Sat Apr 14, 2012 9:11 am

Oxford 2 Gillingham 1
Constable, Montano, Kedwell
7,400 (700)

UE: King clears three off the goal line left foot, head and (unseen by the officials) hand.
Our youth team goalie is required from the bench.