Clarkson's bad hat joke

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Boogie
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Clarkson's bad hat joke

Post by Boogie »

MI5 Plus 2 Equals 0

Intelligence Men: Constable, Chapman

7,200 (300)

UE: A strange-looking man tries to persuade Leven to remember a tune. After a few set-piece comedy interludes, the tune is identified and the plot switches to a performance of Swan Lake. Montano, masquerading as a Russian, adopts a broad Scottish highland accent during the ballet performance itself, CW and ML, dressed in Egyptian costumes, get mixed up in the &quotDance of the Little Swans&quot. Finally, however, the villain is unmasked and all is well. Doobs returns happily to his coffee bar.
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Post by wightyellow »

Ox 2 - Morcambe 1

Morano, Wright - Capaldi

Tony capaldi makes his forst start of the season.

7332 194 away
It's not the despair....it's the hope....
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Re:

Post by Mooro »

&quotwightyellow&quot wrote:Tony capaldi makes his forst start of the season.
Is he a Geordie then?

3-1 (Rendell, Montano, Chapman // Wise)
6012 47

UE - My ex-landlady from when I was at uni up the road spots me and demands the 57p for the lightbulb that blew in my room the day I moved out...(Her husband ran Battersbys coaches, who may well be driving the team down to the game, so I'll be keeping an eye out)
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Post by Snake »

Us 2 (Constable, Montano) Them 1 (Curran)

Att: 6789 with 123 of Them

UE: New record low set for away supporters for a Football League game at Minchery Farm
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Post by Bista yellow »

Yellows 2-1 Morecombe

Whing, Hall.

U.E. Morecombe's team bus runs out of fuel and Andy Whing has to push it down the A34
Bicester will be back
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Post by Hog »

Mindy 2 Mork 1
Hall, Beano, Ellison
6666
99
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Us 2 them 0

Hall, Leven

Att: 6200 with 66 away
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Post by Paul Cooper »

2-1 United

(Constable &amp Leven)

6,969 (12 away)
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

2-0

Johnson, Hall

6351
102

UE: Denis Smith is the next England Manager.
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Post by Ancient Colin »

1-1
Rendell, Carlton
6,543 210

As Lord Wilder glowers in enforced absence, Master Lewis reminds his troops of the Evans maxim of self-support in the face of adversity. The well-armed yellow train band (Master Leven excluded as his arms be not well) get their retaliation in first, seizing the potted foodstuffs of their opponents at pistol and knife point and consuming them triumphantly. Master Clarke saves another penalty, but to no avail as fans do rail and wail at the three point fail.
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Post by Zeke »

Us 3 Them 0 Hall Constable Johnson 6745 201
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Post by Baboo »

3-1
Beano, Hall &amp Johnson / Ellison
6850
120
UE: Centre half pairing of Whing &amp Tonkin
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Us 2 them 0

Beano, Johnson

6,738 of which 138 form there

UE: Cockles (but alas no mussels) alive alive o
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Y's 1 Morecambe 1
Andre Pr(L)even Ellison
6,857 (96)
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Post by Sideshow Rob »

Tumbling Bay 2 (Hall, Constable) Morecambe Bay 0

7,144 (102)

UE Morecambe swap their reserve keeper for a tank of fuel for the journey home.
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