FK : What is it now, I thought I’d asked you not to trouble me with football stuff any more?
NK : It’s about the car parks.
FK : What about them?
NK : People going to the bingo and stuff were complaining that there were no spaces left to park.
FK : But that’s good news isn’t it? The more the merrier, as they say.
NK : Yes, but..
FK : But what?
NK : The car parks weren’t full of our punters but people coming to watch the football.
FK : I thought we’d done for them?
NK : Don’t be a such a Muppet all the time, eh? And by the way, the next time the team play at home again it will be on a Tuesday night, and that Gypsy you crossed a while ago will be back, no doubt.