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Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:25 pm

Might as well get this out of the way, head rules heart:

Us 1 Them 2

Beano, Benson 2

Att: 11500 with 1200 filth

UE: Di Canio is the epitome of restraint, joking and chatting with the home fans, congratulating Oxford on some fine spells of play and humbly admitting after the game that his team were very lucky to win and that Oxford were the better side

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:15 am

I can't - I just can't.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 9:38 am

Head:

Ox 0 S*****n 1 (Benson)

Att: 11500 (1200)

UE: PDC drives out of the tunnel on a scooter with an Audrey Hepburn lookalike on the back announcing &quotI am here to spread the love&quot and inviting one and all to a Roman Holiday.

Paul Cooper · Post by **Paul Cooper** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:38 am

Let's be ridiculously pessimistic

United 0- that lot 3

(Benson 2, Ritchie)

11,678 (1,195)

BigCrompy · Post by **BigCrompy** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 12:47 pm

I really, really cannot believe I am going to be the first. The law of averages, people! One double in 38 years?

Itchycoo Park 3-0 Shitty, Poo and Dark

Constable, Duberry, Whing.

11500. 1200 with scales.

UE: Slumdon fans wash. Slumdon fans sing. Slumdon fans don't run away. Paolo di Ckhedio is a respected football manager this time next year.

Brahma Bull · Post by **Brahma Bull** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:03 pm

Olly and his Ox's 3-2 Rockin Robin and his flock

Constable, Johnson, Leven, Connell and Duberry OG

10498. 1252 from Wiltshire (1253 actually as I live here too)

UE: PDC enters the SSL to confront some Oxford Fans. Oxford fans dance on the pitch and block the tunnel to force PDC to dance with us.

Bista yellow · Post by **Bista yellow** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:16 pm

Ox Rocks 1-0 Bunch of Cocks

Whing 90||5

11503 (3 yellows on the fence) 1200

U.E. There is actually a forth stand made out of match sticks as a surprise for all the Oxford fans turned up speculatively on the day the stand is called the Jefferson Louis Oxford United 1-0 Scumdon Town stand!

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:18 pm

Us 1 (Constable) Them 1 (Benson)

Att : 11,750 with 1250 of Them (plus 200 police, 50 dogs, 25 horses and 36 assorted police vehicles)

UE : Wilder and Di Canio sent to stands for fighting, where they continue to fight. Firoka brunch pre-match causes widespread food poisoning with projectile vomiting over the edge of the SSU causing some inconvenience to those seated outside the executive boxes. Priory trashed pre-match.

John Byrne's Underpants · Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:02 pm

1-1

Johnson, Worley (OG)

11499
1199

UE: Half time entertainment is a re-enactment of that Joey goal.

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:08 pm

Win 1-0

Constable

11,500 (1200)

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:02 am

Bashists 1
Facists 1

11501
1236 away

PDC doesnt get snt to the stands.

YF Dan · Post by **YF Dan** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 10:15 am

Ox 1 Cocks 3

Duberry 4

UE: Slumdon isn't aren't shit.

Kernow Yellow · Post by **Kernow Yellow** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:00 am

Mighty Yellows 2 scummy reds 2
Beano, Davis Benson, Ritchie
11,641 (1,249)

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:15 am

Oxford United 1 S***don Town 1
Constable, Connell
11,500 (1200)

UE: Duberry doesn’t score an own goal, Di Canio doesn’t get sent to the stands and Lewis does do the post match interview.

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:27 am

1-3 (Oh how this hurts)
Beano / Benson 2 &amp Connell
11500
1250
UE: The police decided to delay kick off until 3 o'clock to allow more drinking time. Dubes does not score an own goal &amp the game does not go according to form.