Crewe - The Not Time To Give Up Yet Hat

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Wed Mar 16, 2011 11:43 pm

I’m going to start early as this is clearly a classic 'make or break' game and if we don’t win then it’s goodbye to the rest of the season...

Us 2 (Craddock, Constable) Them 1 (Donaldson)

Att: 6543 with 345 of Them

UE: We lose our 9th home league match of the season. Massive hailstorm. Crewe have two players sent off. We have more than 15 corners. Two players score own goals.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 8:43 am

Just lately the team only seem to get a result when I make a pessimistic prediction so I'll give us a chance this week.

0 - 1 Worley OG 6789 345

UE A gypsy encampment has to be removed from the pitch before the game.

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 10:43 am

Oxford 2 Crewe 0 (Midsom, McLean)
att 6382 (344)

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 1:16 pm

Oxford 0-2 The other team with an X in their name....

Donaldson, Artell

Att 6590 (398 away)

UE- Everyone witnesses an entertaining game with no cheating, time wasting, skullduggery or sharp practice. And no Boro drinks break.

Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:06 pm

Up the Junction 1 (Midson) Grand Junction 1 (Donaldson)

6,150 (250)

UE: Beano starts and scores a hat-trick.

John Byrne's Underpants · Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:13 pm

2-1

Constable, Craddock, Worley og

6297

292

UE: An Oxford player shoots from outside the penalty area.

oxfordyankee · Post by **oxfordyankee** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 12:33 pm

Our fancy dans 1 (Beano) Their fancy dans 1 (Don't care)

Att: 5865 (289 from them)

UE: The bloke behind is quiet and when he does speak he is actually sensible in his views and doesn't leave me facing an attempted murder charge

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 1:57 pm

Win 2-1
Donaldson, Constable, Hackney
6001
321
UE: United score six

Yankee Clipper · Post by **Yankee Clipper** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:47 pm

Oxford Bags 2 Crewe Cuts 1

Constable Maclean

Donaldson

6875 (299)

U/E At my Dads 80th Birthday celebration weekend at his place in the beautiful St Ives (Cambridge) I discover that he has subscribed to the little known OUFC.TV and we all sit around with drink in hand and enjoy the match.

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:07 pm

Ox 3 (Beano 2/Wright) Crewe 2 (Donaldson 2)

6,712 (292 of them)

UE: Fight at OxVox AGM, Clarke scores, no corners in entire game.

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:09 pm

Ox 1 Alex 2
Constable, Miller, Moore

6789, 333

Constable scores. Unexpected as that is, what follows is James kissing his shirt badge ... but as he does so, out falls a one-way rail ticket to Wycombe. Midson grabs it and announces &quotI have in my hand a piece of paper signed by ...&quot but his stutter prevents him completing the sentence before the ref sends him off for time-wasting. A protesting Wilder invades the pitch dressed in a mankini (strangely in Sheffield United colours) and is wrestled to the ground by McLean, who is also sent off, for being Scottish. Stevie K is sent off in sympathy, Worley's bright red face causes the IAEA to take action, a helicopter dropping a ton of water on him that shines sinisterly in the half-light, the water rising above Elfie Potter but leaving Harry's head still exposed. With Oxford down to six men the game is abandonned.

Radley Rambler · Post by **Radley Rambler** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:17 pm

Us 1 Them 1

Craddock, Donaldson

Att: 6500 with 333 away

Baboo · Post by **Baboo** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:20 pm

3-2
Craddock, Midson, Beano / Miller, Donaldson
6180
300
UE: Crewe cut it fine, arriving at the stadium already changed at 2 mins to three.

Baboo Junior · Post by **Baboo Junior** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 7:23 pm

2-0
Craddock Constable
6666
333

Hoglette · Post by **Hoglette** » Fri Mar 18, 2011 8:25 pm

Win 2-0
Beane, Macleano
6123
414