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Boogie · Post by **Boogie** » Mon Mar 14, 2011 6:47 pm

Howard's 1 (Midson) Howard's End 0

6,250 (101)

UE: Time out leads to players or management form Stevenage being sent off.

Snake · Post by **Snake** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:21 am

Us 1 (Constable) Them 0

Att: 6666 of Us with 166 of Them

UE: We win one nil for the first time since we beat Wrexham on April 20th 2010 (not sure if the Hat Committee would give me a point for that, but you can always try). Tea, coffee, cakes, and deck chairs are provided to the Stevenage team midway through both halves. Rumours abound regarding Sheffield United and CW. Mark S. does not win the ‘election’ as the new OV chair at the AGM, and the constitution is changed to allow domestic pets to join so long as they cough up the cash.

Hog · Post by **Hog** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:53 am

HOGLETTE
Win 2-0
Midson, Craddock
6222
150

HOG
Win 2-1
Midson, Clist, Harrison
6123
123

Ancient Colin · Post by **Ancient Colin** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 5:51 am

Spires 1 Roundabouts 1
Constable, Harrison
6,543, 111

Applying razor sharp logic, King Chris makes wholesale changes. Bemused Jack ponders, from his sedentary position, the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. He develops a stutter in order to increase his popularity. Eventually roused from his slumbers, he vaguely hears his instructions to hit that long lunar note, and let it float.

Sackcloth Ox · Post by **Sackcloth Ox** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:53 am

Ox 2 (MacLean/Midson) Stevenage 1 (Bostwick)

6,187 (132 from the home of the roundabout.

UE: Westley takes a Trappist vow before kick off.

Don't like the way Stevenage play, including the horrendous way they 'manage' the game. Hope we stuff them. Foresee a tough, tough game though.

Parklife12 · Post by **Parklife12** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:59 am

OUFC 2-0 Stevenage
Beano, Midson
6,439 - 100

Peterorange · Post by **Peterorange** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:40 am

Heart of England 1 (Constable comeback goal) Spleen of England 1

att 6219 (244)

UE: the clodhoppers actually bring their ploughs with them and do terrible damage to the Yellows pitch. But every muddy cloud has a concrete lining as a shot from Constable rolls 30 yards down a furrow into the bottom corner.

John Byrne's Underpants · Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:23 am

2-0

Constable, Midson

6735

225

UE: We clog Stevenage off the park.

Aylesbury Rich · Post by **Aylesbury Rich** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 11:45 am

Yellows 2-2 Stephenage Borough

Constable/Potter......Bostwick Harrison

Att 6090 (away 87)

UE- Stunned by the sight of an actual crowd, Westley collapses in on himself like a dying star and petitions Brian Lee to allow Borough back into non-league where they belong.

wightyellow · Post by **wightyellow** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 12:08 pm

Ox 1
Steve 2

6643
54 away

UE: referee actually books the player who goes down injured on 30 mins and 60 mins.

would like to see whole crowd chant time out when it happens.

Out of the gloom · Post by **Out of the gloom** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:46 pm

Oxford 2 Stevenage 0
Constable, Midson
6,000 (200)

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:47 pm

I can't concetrate on predicting football scores, I've got horses to pick out for this afternoon.

2 - 0 Midson Mclean 7000 123

UE Dunguib wins the Champion Hurdle at 15/2 netting me a handsome return on my afternoon's work.

Zeke · Post by **Zeke** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:55 pm

Us 2 Them 0 Heslop Craddock 6785 162

slappy · Post by **slappy** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:05 pm

United 3 Boro 0
(Worley, Midson, Potter)
Att: 6,875 (away 86)
UE: Ref sends Westley to the stands during the Stevenage time out.

A-Ro · Post by **A-Ro** » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:21 pm

&quotslappy&quot wrote:UE: Ref sends Westley to the stands during the Stevenage time out.

I hope he sits next to me.

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