Eric's Seaside Hat

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Eric's Seaside Hat

Post by Ancient Colin »

Is there a Morecambe Hat somewhere already? Apologies if so, otherwise:

Prawn Cocktail 2 Oxtail Soup 2
Jevons Capaldi, Constable Craddock
2345, 345

Food poisoning from potted shrimps forces wholesale team changes. Midson's stunning goalkeeping earns Oxford a gallant draw, aided by Henry Owen's hattrick. Flocks of birds, their wings shredded by offshore windturbines, splatter the sand covered penalty boxes causing a rash of slipping and sliding ...
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Post by Baboo »

1-3
Jevons / Constable, Craddock, McLean
1800
340
UE: More came than the home side expected and queues at the turnstile meant ko was delayed 15 mins. It's easy to be wise after the event claimed a spokesperson for the Lancastrians.
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Post by OUFC4eva »

Shrimps 1-2 Chimps

Spencer

Craddock &amp Worley

Att: 2,079 (425)


UE: Snowfall in NE Lancs forces an early postponement
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Post by Snake »

Them 1 (Jevons) Us 1 (Maclean)

Att: 1999 with 234 of Us

UE: Match abandoned due to rain. Clarke scores. Four or more penalties. Three or more red cards. Ten or more yellow cards. Ref tries to book someone but finds he’s forgotten to put a red or yellow card in his pocket. Radio Oxford / Yellow World don’t start on time due to a technical hitch. Dog on pitch. We lose 54-0 but Rosie says that there is still something that we can take from the experience. Beano signs for Barcelona. The whole Morecambe team have a rest after 28 minutes and produce a large picnic hamper and deck chairs in the centre circle.
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Post by Boogie »

Catch the Wind 0 Huffing and Puffing 0

2,000 (425).

UE: The World of Crinkley Bottom is relaunched at half-time but Olly the Ox fells Mr Blobby leading to the second Morecambe 'Blobbygate' scandal.

Less likely UE2: Another 0-0 away from home.
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Bartholemew 1 WiseMen 2

Hurst

Constable MacLean

2000 (400)

U/E The home team come out to &quotBring Me Sunshine&quot complete with the little dance. The toss up consists of an imaginary coin and a paper bag. Both Linesmen are dressed in long beige macs and cloth caps. Both Managers watch the game sat up in a double bed. They're playing tennis on the telly! They'll fall off. He won't sell many going at that speed!! someone comments on the refs short fat hairy legs. I'm in my teens again and the world seems a better place!!
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Post by slappy »

Morecambe 0 Oxford 3
(Craddock, Constable, Heslop)
Att 2,345 (away 346)
UE: Wilder steals one of the Anthony Gormley scupltures from Another Place on Crosby Beach and sticks him in the centre of defence.
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Post by Baboo Junior »

1-2
Jevons Constable Craddock
2222
333
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Post by Sackcloth Ox »

Morecambe 0 Oxford 4 (Constable 3, Heslop)

2,312 (327 of us)

UE: Jim Bowen mans the PA, crossbar collapses after Beano piledriver, Midson, a non-playng substitute runs round the pitch in his hi viz gently clapping the crowd. On the 74th, 76th and 78th minutes.
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Post by Zeke »

Them 1 Us 2 Jevons Craddock MacLean 2419 471
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Post by Radley Rambler »

Them 0 Us 1

Craddock

Att: 1950 with 350 yellows
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Post by Hoglette »

win 1-0
Steve MacLean
2192
472



come on you yellows :lol:
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Post by BigCrompy »

Boredom 0-1 Lies

Craddock.

2850 of whom 650 aren't glowing green after living close to Heysham for too long.

UE Eric Morecambe turns in his grave on realising that the roles of his 'main team' and the 'joke team' that he used to support have entirely swapped. Meanwhile the final of the rehashed Miss Morecambe beauty pageant (sponsored by EDF Energy) is judged on the pitch at half time and in a controversial decision the title is awarded to 'the one with only two heads' from 'the one with only four arms'. The local press report judging was tight and in the closest decision for many years, the new winner is said the have won by a nose. Two noses.
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Post by Hog »

Luton 0 Arsenal 1
Constable
2345
543
UE: Andre Previn runs the line
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Brown shrimps 1 Pink Ox 1
Jevons Craddock
1986 (323)
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