Eric's Seaside Hat
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Eric's Seaside Hat
Is there a Morecambe Hat somewhere already? Apologies if so, otherwise:
Prawn Cocktail 2 Oxtail Soup 2
Jevons Capaldi, Constable Craddock
2345, 345
Food poisoning from potted shrimps forces wholesale team changes. Midson's stunning goalkeeping earns Oxford a gallant draw, aided by Henry Owen's hattrick. Flocks of birds, their wings shredded by offshore windturbines, splatter the sand covered penalty boxes causing a rash of slipping and sliding ...
Prawn Cocktail 2 Oxtail Soup 2
Jevons Capaldi, Constable Craddock
2345, 345
Food poisoning from potted shrimps forces wholesale team changes. Midson's stunning goalkeeping earns Oxford a gallant draw, aided by Henry Owen's hattrick. Flocks of birds, their wings shredded by offshore windturbines, splatter the sand covered penalty boxes causing a rash of slipping and sliding ...
Them 1 (Jevons) Us 1 (Maclean)
Att: 1999 with 234 of Us
UE: Match abandoned due to rain. Clarke scores. Four or more penalties. Three or more red cards. Ten or more yellow cards. Ref tries to book someone but finds he’s forgotten to put a red or yellow card in his pocket. Radio Oxford / Yellow World don’t start on time due to a technical hitch. Dog on pitch. We lose 54-0 but Rosie says that there is still something that we can take from the experience. Beano signs for Barcelona. The whole Morecambe team have a rest after 28 minutes and produce a large picnic hamper and deck chairs in the centre circle.
Att: 1999 with 234 of Us
UE: Match abandoned due to rain. Clarke scores. Four or more penalties. Three or more red cards. Ten or more yellow cards. Ref tries to book someone but finds he’s forgotten to put a red or yellow card in his pocket. Radio Oxford / Yellow World don’t start on time due to a technical hitch. Dog on pitch. We lose 54-0 but Rosie says that there is still something that we can take from the experience. Beano signs for Barcelona. The whole Morecambe team have a rest after 28 minutes and produce a large picnic hamper and deck chairs in the centre circle.
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Bartholemew 1 WiseMen 2
Hurst
Constable MacLean
2000 (400)
U/E The home team come out to "Bring Me Sunshine" complete with the little dance. The toss up consists of an imaginary coin and a paper bag. Both Linesmen are dressed in long beige macs and cloth caps. Both Managers watch the game sat up in a double bed. They're playing tennis on the telly! They'll fall off. He won't sell many going at that speed!! someone comments on the refs short fat hairy legs. I'm in my teens again and the world seems a better place!!
Hurst
Constable MacLean
2000 (400)
U/E The home team come out to "Bring Me Sunshine" complete with the little dance. The toss up consists of an imaginary coin and a paper bag. Both Linesmen are dressed in long beige macs and cloth caps. Both Managers watch the game sat up in a double bed. They're playing tennis on the telly! They'll fall off. He won't sell many going at that speed!! someone comments on the refs short fat hairy legs. I'm in my teens again and the world seems a better place!!
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Craddock.
2850 of whom 650 aren't glowing green after living close to Heysham for too long.
UE Eric Morecambe turns in his grave on realising that the roles of his 'main team' and the 'joke team' that he used to support have entirely swapped. Meanwhile the final of the rehashed Miss Morecambe beauty pageant (sponsored by EDF Energy) is judged on the pitch at half time and in a controversial decision the title is awarded to 'the one with only two heads' from 'the one with only four arms'. The local press report judging was tight and in the closest decision for many years, the new winner is said the have won by a nose. Two noses.
Craddock.
2850 of whom 650 aren't glowing green after living close to Heysham for too long.
UE Eric Morecambe turns in his grave on realising that the roles of his 'main team' and the 'joke team' that he used to support have entirely swapped. Meanwhile the final of the rehashed Miss Morecambe beauty pageant (sponsored by EDF Energy) is judged on the pitch at half time and in a controversial decision the title is awarded to 'the one with only two heads' from 'the one with only four arms'. The local press report judging was tight and in the closest decision for many years, the new winner is said the have won by a nose. Two noses.
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