Aldershot Tin Helmet

Anything yellow and blue
Boogie
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Aldershot Tin Helmet

Post by Boogie »

Sharpshooters 3 (Constable, Craddock, Midson) Flat Shots 0

7,900 (500)

UE: Bulman scores
OUFC4eva
Grumpy old git
Posts: 2369
Joined: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:57 pm

Post by OUFC4eva »

UNITED 3-2 ALDERSHOT

Simon Heslop, James Constable &amp Tommy Craddock


Marvin Morgan &amp Damian Spencer


ATT: 7,765 (568)


UE: United beat the team from NE Hampshire for the first time in the Football League
Aylesbury Rich
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Location: Aylesbury

Post by Aylesbury Rich »

Carmakers 1-2 Squaddies

Constable

Morgan x2

Att 7240 (900)

UE- The whole day passes peacefully without any pathetic posturing from middle aged posers who think they are 'proper nawty'.
bspittles
Brat
Posts: 172
Joined: Thu May 06, 2010 9:51 am

Post by bspittles »

Bowling Alley 1 Conkers 0
(Craddock)

7250 (950)

UE: Some temporary Aldershot fans claim their right to bear arms
GodalmingYellow
Senile
Posts: 5178
Joined: Tue May 16, 2006 10:22 am

Post by GodalmingYellow »

Goals 3 Shots 1

The Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future for us, The Hound of the Baskervilles for them.

6,545 ghouls turn up, with 545 returning unhappy to their barracks.

Harry Potter brings his All Stars Quidditch team for the half time entertainment.
wightyellow
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Posts: 310
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Location: Isle of Wight

Post by wightyellow »

Cannons 2 - Fodder 1

7102

UE
A tank containing Mr T crashes down the fence at the Priory End, who shouts at the ball girl &quotGet some nuts&quot.
It's not the despair....it's the hope....
recordmeister
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Location: London

Re:

Post by recordmeister »

Peacemakers 2-1 Warlords

Constable / Craddock - Morgan

8111 (901)

UE- All the goals are scored from outside the box
BigCrompy
Puberty
Posts: 361
Joined: Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:06 am
Location: Hobart

Post by BigCrompy »

Morse 1-1 Mainwaring (kinda)

Hall. Panther.

5600. 450 not in civvies.

UE Fearing no improvement in his woeful sense of discipline, Chris Wilder posts LSD to Barossa Barracks from which he makes a half-time appearance for the visitors against his employers but is later subbed off again in order to have the time to scrub enough potatoes to feed the population of the officer's mess their post-match meal. Meanwhile, Aldershot's equaliser in the last five minutes comes from a bullet header from Panther, following a cross from the left from Lion-O. Snarf is later sent off for biting.
YeOx
Toddler
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Location: Earth.

to change..

Post by YeOx »

1standmissing 2 shotaway 0.

That chap Asa. Beano.

6,895.


UE:- Someone brings a Drum along and the anti-drum brigade(!) faint.
UTM.
boris
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Posts: 2786
Joined: Thu May 11, 2006 12:44 pm
Location: The house with no door

Post by boris »

No shots 0 Other shots 0
no one
6543 (567)

UE: There is no atmosphere, not a single chant, and echoes of all frightful memory intrude in the silence.
Paul Cooper
Dashing young thing
Posts: 658
Joined: Thu Sep 07, 2006 9:16 pm

Post by Paul Cooper »

United 2 Town 1

(Hall, Potter) Marvin

Crowd 6,967 (486)
Baboo Junior
Puberty
Posts: 340
Joined: Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:09 pm

Post by Baboo Junior »

Oxford 1 Aldershot 0
Craddock
6789
567
Mally
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Joined: Mon May 15, 2006 9:32 am
Location: Thame

Post by Mally »

Quaddies 3 Squaddies 0
Craddock, Constable, Potter

7500, 600

UE - A Red Kite flies over the stadium in the second half
Parklife12
Puberty
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Location: Didcot

Post by Parklife12 »

OUFC 4-0 Aldershot
Beano, Craddock, Beast, Hall
7,323 - 567
JoeyBeauchamp
Dashing young thing
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Joined: Tue May 18, 2010 11:44 am
Location: Manchester

Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

Hotshots 3-1 Noshots

Beano (2), Deering

Att: 7,444 (766)

UE: Aldershot fans see what a real town/city looks like and decide to update their complete monstrosity which hasn't modernised itself one bit since the 70s and where roaming gangs of mutants aimlessly wander the streets looking for people to attack.
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