Morecambe Millinery Item

Anything yellow and blue
Sackcloth Ox
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Morecambe Millinery Item

Post by Sackcloth Ox »

Ox 2 (Constable/Potter) Morecambe 1 (Stanley)

6312 (147 Lancastrian call centre workers)

UE: Lenagan at game.
Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

Wise Men 2 Morecambe 0

Constable, Craddock

6797 (125)

U/E - I find a bar in Barcelona that's showing the game live!!
Last edited by Yankee Clipper on Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:25 pm, edited 2 times in total.
wightyellow
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Post by wightyellow »

Bull nosed Sharks 1
Chinese Waiters 0

Green

UE
MP resigns after very poor taste joke...
It's not the despair....it's the hope....
GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Oxford Clay 2 Morecambe sand banks 0

Constable and Green

5,989 of which 323 from the seaside

UE: The sun shines
BigCrompy
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Post by BigCrompy »

Pimps 3-1 Shrimps

Constable 2, Heslop. Jevons.

6400 of which 450 arrive in flatcaps with whippets to heel, and can be distinctly heard to remark &quotEeeee, our lad, 'appen 'e were reet grand but 'e's gawt 'is dearth o' cowld, b'ah t'at&quot.

UE - When questioned on his side's start to the season by Oxford Mail's intrepid sports reporter with &quotWhat do you think of it so far?&quot, Morecambe's Sammy McIlroy replies - &quotHang about - didn't he actually support Non League Luton Town FC?&quot. Meanwhile, the imminent threat of abandonment after an 80th minute floodlight failure is averted when it is demonstrated that Morecambe have spent the previous week training at nearby Heysham Power Station, and that it is distinctly possible to play out time by their ethereal green glow.
A-Ro
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Post by A-Ro »

4 - 0 Constable, Midson, Green and Heslop

6543 210

UE The sprinklers come on half way through the second half.
Snake
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Post by Snake »

Us 2 (Constable, Green) Them 1 (Jevons)

Att: 6666 with 234 of Them

UE: Fire alarms go off during the game and the ground is evacuated
Mooro
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Post by Mooro »

Place I used to live 1 Place I used to live 1 (COnstable, Blackburn)

5812 (87)

UE - KT pulls a fast one by demanding all local fish and chip shops are closed thus depriving the visitors of their normal pre-match fare
Yankee Clipper
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Post by Yankee Clipper »

bump
John Byrne's Underpants
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Post by John Byrne's Underpants »

Back from hols :)

1-0

Midson

6012
124

UE: The NOTW investigate our 'unsatisfactory' run of results (ok I'm desperate :P )
Boogie
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Post by Boogie »

Canal mud 3 (That new bloke who is going to be the answer to all our goalscoring woes/Constable/Potter) Shifting sands 1 (Stanley)

6222 (77)

UE: Cockles and muscles served in the concourse (cheap joblot delivered by Morecambe team coach).
JoeyBeauchamp
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Post by JoeyBeauchamp »

Less Went 1-0 More Came

Midson

Att 5,995 (100)

UE: Not a single Morecambe fan tuirns up. Not that unexpected if it happens
GodalmingYellow
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Post by GodalmingYellow »

Oxenford 2 MorkmMindy 0

Constbale, Craddock

5,767 of which 212 from there.

UE: Olly The Ox becomes Bully The Beef
Kernow Yellow
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Post by Kernow Yellow »

Winkle pickers 0 Cockle pickers 0
No-one
5,885 (85)

UE: All 22 players are booked, but none sent off
Hog
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Post by Hog »

HOG

Win 1-0
Craddock
5888
123
UE: THe fickle football folk of 'ford boo the team BEFORE the game starts

HOGLETTE

Win 1-0
Midson
6000
150
UE: Game starts without any corner flags
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