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Us 2 Them 1

Constable, Yemi, Farrell.

2276

86

UE Mick Brown runs onto the field just as the teams are lining up for the handshakes and pulls Sappleton and Chapman off the pitch as he hasn't had a hard copy confirmation of their registration from the Conference Board.

Yemi and Clarke are rushed on but the fourth official insists they are counted as substitutions, in the ensuing melee Mickey Lewis accosts the officials and we are subsequently deducted six points for failing to control our players and staff.

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No goals

Nobody watches

Nothing happens unexpected or otherwise

Universe returns to absolute zero and it's a good thing too

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Spoon 2 Fork 1
Constable, Sappleton, Sodje

2357 (41)

UE: We get awarded 3 points for a win in the cup by the oh so clever BSP.