International laughing stock

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Foghorn
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International laughing stock

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Just to lighten the mood a little, please allow me to share with you a few lines from Sunday's &quotSunday Star Times&quot - New Zealand's equivalent to the News of the World.

In between the rugby and cricket quotes of the week, comes this (&quotheard on the PA at Oxford versus Torquay soccer match&quot): &quotCould the owner of a Vauxhall Astra, registration number P914, please return to their vehicle immediately, as it is rolling unaccompanied&quot.

Wasn't Billy Turley's car by any chance was it?
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