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by SmileyMan
Thu Nov 16, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: puberty
Replies: 18
Views: 8121

... swimming sperm...split condom...unzipped flies...beer goggles...
by SmileyMan
Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:57 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: FA Trophy
Replies: 284
Views: 97209

Silverware = prestige || sponsorship || pride || confidence.

No FA cup or League Cup fixtures - it's hardly a crowded schedule. And since we must be overwhelming favourites to win, why not go for it. Hopefully, we'll never get the chance to win it again.
by SmileyMan
Sun Nov 12, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: We're not unbeatable
Replies: 29
Views: 12692

Certainly the better side won today, but given that WW are third in League Two, I think we showed that, were we to go up this season, we shouldn't be coming down in a hurry. On that performance, the current players and management are a mid-table League Two side. It would have been nice to get the mo...
by SmileyMan
Thu Nov 09, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Wycombe hat
Replies: 23
Views: 10161

Well, I missed the last FA cup one as I assumed they were excluded. And what does &quotassume&quot make? Wycombe 1 - 1 - Oxford Mooney - Anaclet 6500, 1500 UE: Due to an electrical fault, the spotlights flash on and off throughout the match. No-one is sure if this a reason to abandon the game.
by SmileyMan
Thu Nov 09, 2006 3:11 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Non-league attendance records
Replies: 29
Views: 11093

Re:

This is going to end up more qualified than the Stargate SG-1 world record.* * If you have to ask, you don't want to know. BTW I have to ask! Are you sure you want to descend into the depraved depths of Sci-Fi anorakdom? :) Geek Warfare! Back on the subject of records, it looks like one of the hard...
by SmileyMan
Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:18 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Non-league attendance records
Replies: 29
Views: 11093

This is going to end up more qualified than the Stargate SG-1 world record.* Probably best to set out your stall in advance, research it, and not bother about the rest. So, &quothighest attendance for a post-war/post-Premiership 5th-tier regular league game&quot? Clunky, maybe, but exact. * ...
by SmileyMan
Tue Nov 07, 2006 7:55 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Football365
Replies: 12
Views: 5090

Football365

Hey, we get a mention on F365! Unfortunately, this week it's all too predictable to guess in what context: Football365's Statistics about Fergie's 20 years at ManUre 14 - The number of managers Oxford United, the opponents in Ferguson's first match as ManYoo manager, have employed since November 198...
by SmileyMan
Fri Nov 03, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Shots HAT
Replies: 19
Views: 9100

Thought I already posted in here. Wooeeeoooeeeoooeeeooo! Must be Hallowe'en!

United 4 - 0 Aldershot
Duffy x 2, Yemi, Bash.
6789, 678
UE: A player gets entangled in the net and has to be cut loose.
by SmileyMan
Fri Oct 20, 2006 1:07 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Ambiguity
Replies: 18
Views: 8959

the news post has &quotabiguity&quot (something liable to more than one interpretation) where it should probably have had &quotambivalence&quot (a state of uncertainty or indeciciveness - indifference) I would have pointed it out, but I a) appreciate RO too much, and b) am not a sad ...
by SmileyMan
Wed Oct 18, 2006 9:31 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: FA Cup
Replies: 18
Views: 9006

I think the boys ought to make an effort for this one. While I couldn't care less for the cup (even if we made it to the second/third round I doubt the TV money would come our way again), and I don't think our team's morale would suffer too much from a loss, you can be sure that beating us would giv...
by SmileyMan
Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:58 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Cambridge Hat
Replies: 20
Views: 9703

Goldie 0 - 2 Isis
Yemi, Anaclet (!)
1890 - 234
UE: We have more shots on target than off :(
by SmileyMan
Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:52 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: What ever happened to....
Replies: 4
Views: 2629

I wonder if, after 30 years with a papier mache head on, whether he ever wonders about his career choices?
by SmileyMan
Fri Oct 13, 2006 5:31 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Alty Hat
Replies: 23
Views: 11091

Re:

&quotHog&quot wrote:UE: One of the goals is a deflection off the ref
LOL - always a great way to increase his popularity with the fans!!!
by SmileyMan
Fri Oct 13, 2006 2:49 pm
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Alty Hat
Replies: 23
Views: 11091

Jim Smith's reverse psychology works, and a Duffy with the Rage™ takes it all out on Alty

Yellow 6 - 0 Alty
Duffy x4, Yemi, Bash
6420, 136
UE: it snows briefly in the second half
by SmileyMan
Fri Oct 13, 2006 11:06 am
Forum: Raging On
Topic: Isn't it interesting that....
Replies: 14
Views: 7009

It's not just us having a slight dip in form/fortune. What worries me more is that the competition, specifically the Daggers, who a few weeks ago were suffering their own lull, are now looking to have a bit of a surge on. Whether they can maintain it, or whether we can get our own performances back ...