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Oxford 2 (Basham, Odubade) Exeter 0. Atendance 5,850. Away crowd 280. Unexpected event: The Exeter supporters are followed up the M5 by a flock of seagulls, who proceed to dive bomb the players and supporters of both teams throughout the match. In retaliation the supporters perform the Birdie Song.....

Morecambe 1 (Twiss) Oxford 1 (Odubade). Attendance 2,000. Away crowd 680.

Unexpected event: Nick Merry lands his plane on the beach.

Pphheeww! That's better thank you Frank. I was about to start sticking pins in an effigy of you wearing a Slumdon shirt. (~:

Hello Frank,

I had 14 points after the Burton game and now I've only got 10! Where did the others go? :/(

Oxford 3 (Duffy, Robinson, Burgess) St Albans 0. Attendance 5,000. Away crowd 140.

Unexpected event: Robinson is substituted at half-time because his girlfriend gives birth.

Weymouth 1 (Nade) Oxford United 2 (Basham, Odubade). Attendance 6,000. Away crowd 1950.

Unexpected event: Weymouth take to the field carrying buckets and spades.

Oxford United 3 (Duffy, Basham, Burgess) Northwich Victoria 0. Attendance 5,700. Away crowd 150.

Unexpected event: Niall Quinn signs for us at half time because he has more chance of winning a game at Oxford.

Burton 1 (Clare) Oxford 1 (Duffy). Attendance 2,000. Away crowd 500.

Unexpected event: The ghost of Brian comes on in the second half and almost scores.

Daggers 0 Oxers 1 (Johnson). Attendance 2,000. Away crowd 275.

Unexpected event: There are no holdups on the A13 (not that I'm going).