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1. No
2. No
3. No (J)
4. No
5. No

TB: 27

Soldiering on then ... Point a question: point per correct, you may play one joker (but are not obliged to do so): three if correct, minus one if wrong. 1. Will Oxford be back in a play-off spot by end of Tuesday's fixtures? 2. Will Oxford score two or more goals in the game? 3. Will Taylor score? 4...

Well that's fairly pathetic: Tom and Geoff fall at the second, I fall at the third, no-one finishes and entries evaporate. Shall we give this up?

1. No
2. No
3. Yes
4. No
5. No
TB: 49%

Better do this while I remember: it's a cascade

1. Will Oxford be 5th at the end of Saturday's fixtures?
2. Will Oxford get any points?
3. Will Oxford score?
4. Will Taylor score?
5. Will there be a red card?

TB: Oxford's share of possession, no repeats. If equidistant, larger % wins.

Tom .... 0
Radley: 4
Geoff: 5
AColi: 8

Sorry, sorry, sorry. I'll try again. That could have been so much worse, small mercies

Please yourselves then.

4th Plymouth, GD +23
5th Oxford, GD +25
6th Sunderland, GD +19
7th Sheff Wed, GD +22
8th Wycombe, GD +15

TB: 9,876

Your mission, should you chose to accept it: who will occupy 4th to 8th spots after Saturday's games and what will their goal differences be? One point for each correct position, one point for each correct goal difference. TB: total crowd, usual rules. Since the world now resorts to cut and paste: 4...

If the probability of even is the same as the probability of odd, then the probability of all five being even is 0.03125 8 shots, 2 goals, 54% possession, 68th minute substitution ... 8 corners. Geoff and Radley 2pt AColi 5pt and nearest (if not very near) on TB2 - and with the correct answer to TB1...

As Boot setter, I declare your first answer invalid due to the lack of capitalisation.

The Rosencrantz and Guildernstern bid

1. Even
2. Even
3. Even
4. Even
5. Even

TB1: (for the record) 0.3125

TB2: 36

Oops, nearly forgot. A zero research boot. A new take on odds or evens (for our purposes, zero counts as even). (a) Oxford shots - odd or even? (b) Oxford goals - odd or even? (c) Oxford possession - odd or even? (d) Time of first substitution - odd or even? [subs in additional time in first half co...

1) Three
2) Yes (J)
3) No (J)
4) Four
5) No
6) No
7) Yes

TB: 7,997

Four goals

61 minutes

How are you going to sort that one out, then?! Tom placed on the unpleasant Smith before I did, I guess, so happy to defer to that.

£4 Sykes scores first
£3 Smith scores first
£3 Cambridge win