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Wycombe 0 Oxford 0. Attendance 8,000. Away crowd 1,850.

Unexpected event: the away fans outnumber the home fans.

I couldn't log on either so I emailed Martin.

Oxford 3 Aldershot 1. All my scorers were wrong. I think I had attendance of 7,500.

Dagenham 1 (Benson) Oxford 2 (Duffy, Odubade). Attendance 2,500. Away crowd 1,200.

Unexpected event: We get drawn at home in the first round.

I'm off to deepest Devon in a minute, so here goes.

Cambridge 0 Oxford 1 (Basham). Attendance 3,500. Away crowd 750.

Unexpected event: The game is called off because of a waterlogged pitch.

Oxford 2 (Basham, Odubade) Altrincham 0. Attendance 6,000. Away crowd 150.

Unexpected event: The Alty keeper is blinded by the sun for both goals.

Kidderminster 0 Oxford 2 (Duffy, Odubade). Attendance 2,500. Away crowd 850.

Unexpected event: there are no late arrivals for the match because someone removes all those stupid, brain dead, dangerous, needless, useless traffic calming bollards that force people on to the wrong side of the road.

Forest Green 0 Oxford 2 (Basham, Odubade). Attendance 2,600. Away crowd 1,600.

Unexpected event: Forest Green borrow Southport's shirts in the hope it will bring them luck. Doomed to failure of course.

Oxford 4 (Basham, Duffy, Burgess, Odubade) Southport 0. Attendance 6,000. Away crowd 85.

Unexpected event: Southport have a shot on target.

&quotHe has saved Torquay from relegation - that's what he's good at. I'll be amazed if they go up with him in charge.&quot A good summing up of Atkins in two sentences. My sister's a Torquay fan. At the moment she's pleased with what Atkins has done. I told her last season that Atkins would...

Oxford 2 (Basham, Odubade) York 1 (Donaldson). Attendance 6,700. Away crowd 500.

Unexpected event: The eebygum brigade wave inflatable crescent shaped kitkats.

Stafford Rangers 0 Oxford Utd 3 (Basham, Duffy, Burgess). Attendance 2,200. Away crowd 1,100.

Unexpected event: Jim stays at home to watch the Ryder Cup on the telly.

Crawley 0 Oxford 1 (Odubade). Attendance 1,600. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: Kick off is delayed because the referee goes to Crawley in Hampshire by mistake.

Oxford 2 (Basham, Odubade) Grays 2 (McLean, Kightly). Attendance 6,400. Away crowd 400.

Unexpected event: there are no unexpected events during the whole game.

I believe so, but I haven't heard his name mentioned lately.

Good to see Jamie Brooks involved with the club again, even if it's not a playing role. Who knows what it might lead to! Perhaps Tom Winters could do something similar?