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Would finishing 3rd or better count as 'hanging onto a playoff place'..??!

Although obviously you finish as high as possible but I think 5th is a good target, realistic target and it means home 2nd leg. Well it has to be said that our form is good...we've not lost many games this season, and how long has our worst run been? Probably 3 weeks, whereas in other times we'd sl...

Bodrum kebab 0-0 Strawberries and cream

6200, 250 crazy.

UE Still no more loan signings before kickoff. Meanwhile Wimbledon start with a front three of Orinoco, Midson, Bulgaria.

Nick 2-0 Millers

Morgan, Duberry.

6800, 350 who live int' cardboard box int' corridor etc etc

UE no new loanees this week.

White Rose 3-0 White Flag Haworth, Hanson, Hannah. 11500, only 550 of whom don't own a whippet and flat cap. UE a forward is signed on loan during the first half, comes on at half time and scores a late winner. There is no away stand at Valley Parade, having been entirely replaced since out last vis...

What many forget and, indeed, many in England are unaware of, is that throughout history, clubs like Hibs, Aberdeen, Dundee United, Dunfermline and others have competed for, and won, honours in the Scottish game. Seven long and painful years of watching Aberdeen, and I assure you, they were in no d...

As a club, Rangers operated a sectarian employment policy for the best part of a century and at the very least a large minority of their support hankers for such &quotgood old days&quot. I, for one, will celebrate their death with jelly, ice cream and at least two large whiskies. One imagin...

Youse Shrews 1-0 Us Lose Morgan. 4200 of whom 560 are doubled over in double delight. UE the wheels have really fallen off our genetically challenged scaly friends from down the Road to Hell, and Relegated Swindling Nil pick up nary a point for the rest of the campaign, meekly finishing outside the ...

Triple loyalty bonus points please.

Shun the non-believers.

Ssssshunnn!

I really, really cannot believe I am going to be the first. The law of averages, people! One double in 38 years? Itchycoo Park 3-0 Shitty, Poo and Dark Constable, Duberry, Whing. 11500. 1200 with scales. UE: Slumdon fans wash. Slumdon fans sing. Slumdon fans don't run away. Paolo di Ckhedio is a res...

I was far too little a lad at the time to know, but for those who do, how reminiscent of the period 1980-3 is this? I believe we were bubbling under but nowhere close to dominating until a change was made and everything clicked. Personally I have no doubt at all, the law of averages says we will win...

Sow's Ear 2-0 Silk Purse

Constable, Kerrouche.

5800 of whom 250 wear big knickers and work on't sewage farm.

UE got a headache and going to bed in Aus. Can't think of anything unfunny enough to put here as is my won't. Something about di Ckhedio not being a prick this week? Wouldn't expect THAT.

Knees 3-0 Bees Rendall, Kerrouche, Constable. 6500 of whom 300 yearn for the days of Flashman again. UE Mehdi Kerrouche goes on a hot-streak from tonight after Swindling cancel his contract, ends the season as top scorer in the division and is eventually sold two years later for 5 million to Bayern ...

All these recent postponements made me entirely miss the Daggers game so I haven't tipped here for a month. It's probably just a mild case of heatstroke. How is the weather for you guys btw? Any chance I can still stick my oar in for the last game? I promise I'll probably get it wrong. Anyhoo... Gas...

Brewer's Droop 0-1 Provoking the Desire Craddock. 3400 of which 670 are slipping slowly backwards out of the playoffs...or are we? UE Michael Duberry sent on loan to Burton on the morning of the match. Meanwhile a Premiership club comes knocking for Beano on the morning of the deadline with an offer...