Rage Online

We've had games on consecutive days as recently as 1993 when we had Palace at home on 27th December and away at Wolves the next day. But Palace and Wolves are different teams, aren't they? The original point was that we played Corby on consecutive days. Not happened in a long time, more's the pity!...

It was very common indeed, back in those halcyon days, that a team would play at home on Christmas Day, and then the return fixture would be 24 hours later on Boxing Day, presumably to allow both a bumper home crowd in the holiday season. I would be very surprised in 1958 was a unique occurrence eve...

Will be VERY surprised if they don't canter to the conference title this year. He says, hopefully tempting fate. Not sure if we've missed out there, or not. I think I'd like at least one more striker on the books, competing for a first team spot. Depends what is still forthcoming, but Jon Shaw certa...

Isn't it interesting how you'll accrue different loves along the way, depending which direction life has blown you in? Oxford since 1984 for me, and struggle to get passionate about any other team, England included. Even when living in Scotland I couldn't get excited for Aberdeen despite their suppo...

Not as many as you think.

I'm pretty sure Keith only hit the bar, Viv missed from the spot and Wendy put it wide when clean through.

Not enough choice for 'worst loanee' award, could you please extend this category out to 11 or 12 possibles?

Very hard to follow this thread - hard to believe you think we've the basis of a decent team, when five have already been released and you're advocating letting half of the rest of them go too! Who's left that isn't on loan? We're not keeping on any trainees. Duberry has a season left only, Capaldi ...

Ride, Radiohead, Supergrass et al 0-1 Moyet Benyon. 7400 of whom 1200 demand jellied eels in the snack bar. UE our new keeper saves a penalty via a quite deliberate deflection off the Ripley family monobrow. Meanwhile, Oxford United are confirmed as Division 4 champions and Slumdon are relegated aft...

Plymuff Gargoyle 2-1 The Armada Jethro, Chamberlain H. Constable. 7450, 600 of whom assumed Darren Purse retired 8 years ago. UE Capaldi. Meanwhile, Sir Chris Wilder on being informed of the first sight of an enemy incursion into our area, requests to finish his game before addressing the threat. We...

Just in time. Not that it matters - I'm bloody awful at this.

The Battle of 2-0 Medway

Rendall. Morgan.

6700 of whom 850 won't be in the playoffs any time soon.

UE WhyCome? complete my season of misery with a late run to finish top of Division 3. And Luton finish top of the Prem.

Well it reads from left to right, and seems OK to me?

Those around and about them in the Conference are doing their level best to gift-wrap Lootown the final playoff spot, and if indeed they do sneak into 6th ahead of York or Southport then I'd stake my house on their winning the final, just to annoy me. The final injustice in a season that will see ti...

Cobblers 0-1 Wobblers

Rendall

5600 of whom 1250 don't have bouncing soles.

UE 2 more Northampton forwards receive 12-week suspensions for eye gouging and/or biting. Meanwhile Oxford continue in their impressive battle against promotion by failing to dominate against a vastly inferior team.

Midnight, Melbourne. Bushed. As usual left this too late to even think about.

Less go 2-0 Morcambe

Morgan, Constable.

5600, 240 employees of Heysham.

UE Tony Capaldi played for both.

Failed to stay the course 0-1 Off to the races Constable. 4600 of whom 1350 will be celebrating promotion in May. UE Tony Calpaldi comes back into contention in the United squad, settling for a place on the bench behind new loan signing Richard Bingham. Meanwhile, Wilder fields new Columbian signing...