Rage Online

As a medical term 'cretin' is now very dated - only a cretin would use it in that sense. The word now means 'a stupid person' (like those inbreds in the Oxford Mail stand).

I didnt enjoy the playoff home leg - tense and horrible and awful to see us throw away what we'd worked for all season. But yesterday was a laugh, you've got to see the funny side. There's plenty of season left for the serious stuff.

Well that was good fun though I don't think it's much of a gauge of how good or bad we are. Good to see so many attacking wide players on show though, and with Guy to come back we do have an attacking threat. Get Turley back to tell everyone how to defend and we could be getting somewhere.

I'm not sure I agree actually

GY is fat like matt Day LOL

COME ON U YELLOS!! LOL

... and subeditors are warming up their 'Husbands to play away' headlines.

You could more cheerfully say that in a few years there could be 5,000 new potential OUFC supporters within walking distance of the ground ...

&gt&gtHaha, I remember that well. It was at the Cuckoo Lane end against (I think) Blackburn. Almost solely because of that incident I thought for ages he was the worst player I'd seen wearing the yellow shirt. Yes Blackburn, I remember it. It fell straight to Simon Garner who stuck it in the...

Ha ha I'd forgotten Dave Collins. He really was the worst player I've seen for us. He was so bad he could hardly run. In fact he probably had trouble walking.

Fair enough, don't expect many here would take a job in Accrington or Morecambe - mind you I suspect most here are a bit older than footballers!

New left back signed, Chris Carruthers ex Northampton and Bristol Rovees. I guess that means the little Morecambe chap isn't coming

Sorry, yes, constructive dismissal. I'm far from an expert but they can't just 'get rid' if they decide they'd now rather have different players despite having made a commitment to employ Hutch and Jeannin.

I think that's out of order, they havent broken their contracts or done anything wrong apart from being a bit crap. If they feel obliged to take an inferior job elsewhere they could sue for unfair dismissal, I think.

Ooh look Rob Duffy and Jefferson Louis are available. They could do a job for us