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Kiddies 0 - 2 Grownups
Bash and Day
2820, 987
UE: Day's goal is a Nayeem-style chip from the half-way line, creating a new &quotGo West&quot chant

We'll need a fair bit of luck, but there's only really two or three teams in this league who can beat us if all's fair and square. Might have to pop into Billy Hill's on the way home and see what odds I can get.

FGR 1 - Oxford 3
Clist - Duffy x2, Anaclet
2468, 1699
UE: The referee is actually half-decent.

Staying at the University isn't too expensive: http&#58//www&#46york&#46ac&#46uk/univ/ ... ice&#46htm
Wrong side of the city, but it's only a 45-minute walk, or 5 mins on the bus.

Oh cripes, they've made JS the Conference Manager of the Month as well. Abandon hope, all ye who log on here.

&quottheox&quot wrote:UE - Jim Smith drops Burgess so no scouts can watch him.

LOL!

Surely better to instruct him to play a stinker and replace him at half time? The word &quotinconsistent&quot will be duly applied and all those nasty scouts will go away.

Ox 4 - 0 Sox
Duffy hat-trick and a yummy Yemi cherry on top
5656 with 51 of them
UE: Lightning strikes the stadium

United 1 - 0 City
Yemi snatches a late one with the last kick of the game.
Att: 7250, including 630 of them
UE: Both teams miss two penalties apiece.

Rangers 0 - 4 United
Basham, Day, Duffy and Yemi
Att: 2820 Away: 747
UE: Staffs home kit didn't get washed, and they have to play in their away strip.

Crawley 1 - 2 U's
Strevens - Bash, Yemi
1778 - 368 away (it's Monday)
UE: Both managers are sent into the stands for throwing sponges at each other

U's 2 - 1 Grays
Bash, Yemi - Slabber
6,666
666
UE: One of the goalkeepers scores

So,

• Top of the league
• Five points clear
• Eight unbeaten games since the beginning of the season
• Equal-best attacking record in the league
• Best defensive record in the league

Anyone else feeling a bit happy this morning?

U's 5 - 1 Exeter Robinson (2), Bash, Yemi (2) - Moxey 6223 394 (we've got to be one of the closer fixtures for their away fans) UE: The combination of being top of the league, the warm late summer weather, and a goal glut at home brings out a female streaker who is such a stunner that no-one tries t...

Well, I'm not saying never buy the stadium, but there were some posts that seemed to think that not buying it was a sign of a lack of committment or dubious motives on the part of the current management, and I thought I'd point out that it makes perfect business sense at the current time, and should...

Morcambe 0-3 Oxford
Yemi hat-trick
2525
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