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Torquay 1 (Sills) Oxford 0. Attendance 2,600. Away crowd 450.

Unexpected event: Torquay are disqualified under the Trades Description Act. One of the ex-Oxford contingent claimed to be a footballer.

.i) 60.
.ii) 9.
.iii) 3.
.iv) 3.
.v) 10.
.vi) Tim Sills.
.vii) James Constable.

Tie-break - 2,600.

I didn't know cats liked humbugs!

Myles said 'Maybe David Kemp was right after all......'

Wash your mouth with soap and water immediately!

[quote=&quotUE David Kemp is seen in the SSU.[/quote] NO NO anything but that. Quick give Patto a 10 year contract! Oxford 1 (Constable) Kidderminster 2 (Barnes-Homer, Smikle). Attendance 3,800. Away crowd 150. Unexpected event: There are more potential managers in the stands than players on the...

Sorry, once I'd relinquished the footwear I didn't bother checking again.

1. Oxford lose.
2. 1.
3. 2.
4. No.
5. No.

Tie break: 3,800.

We've tried the Manager Merry-go-round and it doesn't work. Persevere with Patterson until the end of the season. As someone said earlier, he's still learning his trade and will only improve. Having seen the pre-season games, how many people were calling for his head based on the players he had intr...

I think Mally should keep the Boot and I should be more careful about how I set the questions in future.

Top three sides of a stadium?

1. No.
2. Oxford loss.
3. Less than 1,400.
4. 3.
5. 5.

Tie-breaker 1: 110.
Tie-breaker 2: 62.

Histon 2 (Midson, Wright) Cistern 1 (Constable). Attendance 1,350. Away crowd 350.

Unexpected event: It snows and they open the first natural ski slope in Cambridgeshire!

Blimey what a miserable thread. I agree with AO on this occasion. People (in general, nobody specifically) are usually quicker to leap to their keyboards after a defeat and it would have been good to hear the opinion of someone who had actually been there. Unfortunately the request was lost amongst ...

I'll try a Cascade this time. 1. Will either Jamie Guy or Adam Murray (or both) score a goal? (Yes/No) 2. Result (Oxford win/loss/draw) 3.Will the total attendance be greater than, exactly or less than 1,400. 4. Total number of goals in the game. (Both sides) 5. Total number of substitutions in the ...

Muchas gracias!

Dorchester 0 Oxford 2 (Guy, Constable). Attendance 950. Away crowd 225. Unexpected event: Darren Patterson is lifted shoulder high by the players and paraded in front of the away supporters. The celebrations are spoiled by DP receiving a vote of confidence from the Chairman. DP is immediately lifted...