Wayne Mervin Hatswell, born in Swindon, and therefore not the most cultured footballer ever to play for United, Hatswell was a no-nonsense defender from the Billy Whitehurst school of football (if it moves, kick it). Lauded by some for this attitude, his presence in one of the worst Oxford teams of all time was indicative of his general level of play. Somehow won 2 England semi-pro caps.